Snakes on a Plane
 

Alright, so who's actually gonna try going to the undoubtedly mobbed theaters to see it today?

I don't get the angle of this movie's success.

Because it's horribly original?

Because of it's turn to be noticed by the Internet?

Eh, I'll probably watch it on DVD, to laugh at it.

The angle is that it was specifically designed by Hollywood to get attention as a cheesy cult flick that you have to see.

I think.

It's getting really good reviews, so I don't think that it's gonna suck as much as everyone anticipated.

i'm not watchign it until it's out on dvd, and then i might download it

I'm not watching it for 3 to 4 weeks when the theaters have less annoying people in them

Yeah...well...I'm seeing it tomorrow >:

A buddy scored tickets for it because we were into the whole building up on the internet, but the magic of "Snakes on a Plane" has died a little for me. Were gonna see how horrifyingly packed the theater is with people who are absolutely retarted.

Like when I was in Silent Hill and through the entir film the woman in front of me was talking on her cellphone. When asked by me and sevreal others to pipe the fuck down, she replied with a humourous noofy tone "I paid guud muny ta si dis too ynow and your haere ta watch nat tu listen to udder peoples convarsashuns." a few minutes later she called me a little asshole because I laughed when Pyramyd Head has his most rocking scene ever.

going to see this sunday, im expecting a hilariously cheesy popcorn flick, much like 8 legged freaks

I had to stop myself from jumping up and screaming "YES!!!" when he did that shit.

I believe I'll be watching it when it makes its inevitable circulation on HBO. :(

That man sure was tired of those snakes.

I've been waiting all fucking night to get home.

The following is completely serious and is not sarcastic or facetious.

Fuck this movie. Fuck it in its cold, black heart. And fuck you, Samuel L. Jackson, for making me sit through this piece of shit.

"Snakes on a Plane" is the most inane, stupidest shit I think I've ever seen in my life. It doesn't really help that the incredibly predictable nerdfucks in the theater cheered or clapped when someone got hit in the nuts/nipples/eyes/whatever or talked in stereo with half of Jackson's lines. The movie probably wouldn't have been much more bearable if not for that.

The movie's jokes were predictable. Painfully predictable. I'll sum it up by saying that if you want to get the feel of this movie's humor, visit collegehumor.com or watch every episode America's Home Videos from the last two hundred years.

Don't waste your money on this trash. Don't vindicate the dumbfucks who visited the Snakes on a Plane website and masturbated.

Did you expect Cinematic gold?

I just came back from the theater and I'm not too dissapointed, then again my knowlege of the movie is limited to the old picture of sam saying "we got muthatfuckin snakes."

Its not gonna win any awards but it was fun, like how Eight Legged Freaks Was Fun.

:lol
This is definately a rent for me.

I'd have said it was a rent but I didn't have to pay for my ticket.

That movie was wonderful. I enjoyed it so much!
Non-Stop action! And lots of cheeeeeese!

Saw it.

So without spoiling anything (then again it's snakes on a plane, what's there to spoil)

1st half = great action and laughs
2nd half = completely loses steam
end result = just an ok movie

Saw it at a sneak preview.
I, who enjoy watching classical b-movie crapathons, LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
God, this movie set out to be a B-Movie, cheesy, crappy, one-liners, and everything, and hit its mark each time.
I was laughing through the entire movie.

Just to sum it up:
My friends and I use to go watch movies every thursday night for the Midnight showings. It is Tradition.
The tradition continues after the movie, where we stand outside the theater at 2 or 3 in the morning, talking about the movie. If the movie sucks, (Fantastic Four/X-Men3 suck) we bash the movie for hours. If the movie is great (Land of the Dead) we leave in about 15 minutes.
Snakes on the Plane only warrented a good 20 minutes of talking. Cause WE ALL FREAKING LOVED IT.

GO WATCH IT NOW!

I wish I snuck a video camera in to get footage of my friend next to me, he has a phobia of snakes so be pretty well spent the whole movie jumping, even when nothign was going on he was flinching and ant one point wiht the rotcirtsnocaob he had hs whole head covered by his arms and was hidunt his eyes.

I heard they were going to originally call it "Flight 59"

Think even half as many people woulda seen it if it had stayed that way?

It was gonna be "Pacific Air Flight 121" but then sammy threatened that he'd walk out if the title changed.

Second that.

Snakes on a titty!

Snakes on a dick!

Snakes in a guy's fucking throat!

Snakes in a flourescent light fixture!

Fuck the Oscars, this wins everything!

OMG, spoilers :lol