A CAT-astrophic Problem hahaha
I think every red-blooded male in the whole world has kicked a cat at least once in their life.
Not really hard or anything, just a little nudge when no-one's looking. I just find them so kickable. They always come up to you constantly and just meowing and looking up at you like they want something and then just rubbing up on your leg and pacing back and forth around your shin. And they don't even do anything when you kick them, just run away and hide between kickings. There are three cats in my house, and I'm constantly shoving two of them away. I do it to my girlfriend's cat even more often when she leaves the room. Is there something wrong with me? They're just so fleshy and soft and vulnerable |
that sounds horrible. :[
|
There is nothing wrong with kicking a cat. Just don't tell Willie.
|
never kicked a animal... younger brothers, walls, doors, signs, etc. etc. but never a defenseless animal.
Well... used a mouse on a sticky trap as a frizbee once, but never kicked it. |
Kicking a cat is wrong. Red-blooded and male doesn't enter into it. Not in the least.
|
I've kicked a cat, though not to reassure myself of my masculinity.
|
poor kitty :tear
|
Your not supposed to like Punt the thing, you can shove it around with the on lenolium for a guiltless laugh.
|
No, I kicked the little bastard out the door.
|
You people are monsters. If you guys want to be males why don't you jump off a cliff.
|
I did that and broke my leg, I then punched a mail lady in the throat to regain my lost Masculinity
|
I don't have to kick a cat to appear manly, I radiate manliness.
I did it because I hated the cat and he didn't like to be touched. So I kicked him out the door. I dunno why I even had a cat. |
I used to have this cat that was quite amazing ! He'd go on walks without a leash and follow us to the park etc., but he also had a MEOW like a SQUAWK. EVERY MORNING he would want to go outside and he would SQUAWK until you did so. He usually started squawking at like 4 in the morning sometimes earlier depending on when he wanted out. His squawking never stopped, it was nonstop for like three or four hours until we let him out.
I kicked that cat alot, usually I'd just tap his head or something but one time I kicked him somewhat hard and he flew like two feet and then slid on the tile into a wall.. |
I love to kick CATS. Especially when I send all zerg. send all zerg, for great justice.
|
Quote:
Its precious! |
And kicking kitty cats is horribly horribly wrong. :(
You make me sad :( |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Why would you hit a kitty? They're so dumb, and wobbly, and cat-like.
|
Kicking cats is WRONG.
Applying the drop-cathold, however... |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
"I have a cat that only squeaks! "
I have a cat that does the exact same thing, we call it his silent meows but sometimes they come out as squeeks or puberty voice breakage. He was the kitten we had with the squawking cat, and when we got him he could meow. He was probably traumatized by the constant squawking. He has two different coloured eyes. He had a baby kitten with another cat and the baby does the same type of meows. I'm breeding silent cats. |
Quote:
On topic, I've never met a cat I didn't want to kick. |
i never kick cats but i do sometimes strangle them just a little :(
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:50 PM. |
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.