ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE HALLOWEEN CANDIES OF 2006!
 

Here it is, the big piece I've been working on 'n off for the past few weeks! I've been traveling all over the place, trying my hardest to find most of the Halloween candies you could stumble across this season. So what'd I come up with? I've reviewed over 30 different candies from the 2006 Halloween season! Sink your fangs into that!


NEW FEATURE: "I-MOCKERY'S ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE HALLOWEEN CANDIES OF 2006"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/halloween-candy06

Enjoy!

I can literally taste the gum when I'm looking at the Fear Factor products. :x

Only the pork one was truly horrible, the others were just generally unpleasant. That pork one gave me shivers.

I want those donutz.

Every single freaking year, my neighbors would leave a bag of candies and a crappily printed boo-chain-letter thing on our door. Then we would continue it, for if we didn't, our small suburban neighborhood would shun us Amish-style.

And now they can purchase a "Boo-ing Candy kit" and do it officially, with the blessings of the Hershey's Candy Corporation? Bastards!

That green thing on the FearFactor breakfast-shit-thing was probably supposed to be a "Hundred-year-old egg". It's a modified hard-boiled egg that they've turned green, stinky, and of course awful-tasting. I think Venus and Serena Williams had to eat them when they did Fear Factor.

I hate fear factor. Anyone who has the balls to eat something with their name on it I give a standing ovation too. Add clapping and thats what Im doing for -RoG- right now.

Halfway through reading that I was all 'woah, I need to get some candy' so Emily and I ran down to target and about 50% of the items on this article were there. Let me tell you, I have never been more prepared when buying candy in my life - Emily was like 'look, gourmet candy corn' and I was all 'no way, I've read the reviews.'

I bought candy corn soda again even though last time I got it it was horrible and the neon cat urine formula definitely hasn't changed this year. Also, those gummi body parts are fucking delicious.

And we also got a GRAVE BANDIT complete with NOISES.

I heard reese's pieces are going to have some halloween shit. But I heard it at school so its probably BS. Id like to see a review of it if it was real though...

meat flavored candy?

Unless you guys are faster this year and buy the boo-ing candy kit first!

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