School Lunch :X
 

In my town, the schools STILL get government food.

I refuse to eat the crap, and nobody else seems to care
about the, erm, "Quality" of their lunches. Seriously.

My school gets the Sodexho food.

Our hamburgers are made of soy. >:
They taste like vegetables.

What? Soy Hamburgers? :/

Yeah, soy burgers. But they don't tell you that they're made of soy.
I knew they tasted different. I want meat, dammit.

I just refuse to eat the shit.

On my VERY FIRST day of Kindergarten, I thought:
"YAAAY! PIZZA!".

After I ate it, I puked it back out in the middle of story time :(

Also, in Second Grade,

I tryed eating a Hot Ham & Cheese Sandwich.
I took a bite of it, and it tasted like rust and stomache acid.
I spit the shit out, and looked at the inside of the sandwich:
THE TOP BUN WAS MOIST, GREEN, AND MOLDY LOOKING :x

Inbetween gags, I told the principal.
He said something about it looking "Just Fine"


FUCK SCHOOL LUNCHES >:

We get chocolate milk that tastes like bubble gum.

TOO DAMNED SWEET.

We get chocolate skim milk, that tastes rotten :(

When I was in the fifth grade, I brought rice krispy treats for lunch every day. :)

I don't usually bring money to school, so I can't get Snack Bar :(

I hate the horrendously over-priced stuff in the vending mackines.
It's a dollar for a can of Diet Coke. What the Hell?

And everything is diet because of all of the fat asses at my school. Dumb bastards ruined everything for us skinny people.

if you have to eat school lunch it means your mom doesn't love you, guys ;_;

Well, duh. She tried selling me to my sister :/