Hey gang
 

Let's go ride bikes down the river, my mom made sandwiches :picklehat

I can't. I have Homework :rolleyes

* Wah Wah Wahhhhhhh*

that's okay, you weren't going anyways, you'd eat all my sandwiches :o

Hey, kids! Who wants an Ice Cream cone?

HEY SURE MISTER!

You get in the car. The man rapes you and tortures you,
then kills you.

YOUR STORY IS OVER
YOU HAVE DIED

Shut up, all of you. This thread is meaningless and does not contain any fat jokes.

He'd break his bike because of his flab. FAT, The icecream man/rapist would not be able to fit him in his car. FAT.

there was this boy who had two children with his sisters they were his daughters they were his favorite lovers

I'm 5'9 and I weigh 205 Lbs.

Unless it's a clown car, I beg to differ

Hey, just go with flow buddy

Why should I?

You know what? Fuck you.
You're like, probably younger than me.
I COULD BEAT YOUR ASS >:

lol what, are you gay?

Ugh...fine....
let's find another euphenism for "Injure you"

Erm...I could Break you in half? No...too....jocky....
I could.....Injure you >:

we'll keep well bred, we'll stay well fed, we'll have all sons, they will be all well hung

:lol

God damnit. Now its turned into another episode of "Juttins bitching" and then later on it will be "Make Juttin cry.". Damnit why wont you guys leave him alone?

Arg...I wish the internet was physically enter-able :/

my sister held me close and whispered to my bleeding head
"you are the son of a mother fucker"

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Wrong trail, loose 2 days.

Inadequate grass.

Awwww. I'm sure it's comforting for Juttin to know that you'll always be there to hold him when the nights are cold. To kiss his bruises to make them feel better. When are you two going to get married?

It is 75 miles to chiminey rock

You have reached chiminey rock, would you like to look around?