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Microshock Jan 25th, 2007 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks
Did she swallow a penny? I swallowed a penny one time, I thought I was going to die.

i was watching scrubs tonight..and the janitor ate a penny but it was tracking device used by j.d

hee heee loool im sorry...ill get back to work

Jixby Phillips Jan 25th, 2007 11:51 PM

that scrubs really cracks you up huh boy

it cracks me up too, keep up the good work pal

GADZOOKS Jan 25th, 2007 11:52 PM

hahaha, is JD the calamity coyote :lol

EDIT: Nevermind, I found out that was Zack Braff, if anything that guy is a toad. >:

Misdemonar Jan 31st, 2007 12:43 AM




Sorry it took so long fellas, I feel like the ole grinch yes I do :grinch

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2007 10:05 AM

where's the cow and stuff? ;<

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2007 03:43 PM

YOU ARE NOT USING THAT ITEM SIR. (Thank god)

Misdemonar Jan 31st, 2007 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 464025)
where's the cow and stuff? ;<

My dog was in the mood for beef sir.

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 10:03 AM

lol it's okay, my sister stole like half the stuff i got :x

p.s. my pictures coming today or tomorrow :o

randomskyfears Feb 3rd, 2007 08:28 PM

sorry guys, was out of the country for the past month or so. didn't mean to leave you hanging, but am trying to get my girlfriend a visa to the states (and have been since august), so was in india the whole time and that took priority. didn't have the gifts with me anyways. just got back and am in the process of rounding up all the stuff i got, but not sure i'll be able to find it all. however, should have pics up of whatever i can find later today

randomskyfears Feb 4th, 2007 12:11 AM



so, this was all the stuff i could find, though i also got a dirty shirt (not dirty as in unclean, dirty as in porn) and there was a ball in that empty container, as well as a spinning wheel to accompany the orange handle there. theres a chance there was something else, but my stuff got moved all over while i was gone. i think i basically got all the same stuff as fartinmowler did for some reason

MarioRPG Feb 4th, 2007 11:19 AM

Whoopi cushions should not be green. :(

Sethomas Feb 6th, 2007 03:34 AM

Well, I hate to be a downer, but after auction and postage fees I'm about five cents in the hole from the eBay auction. This doesn't bother me, I just wish I had something to donate to the site. So it goes!

Sam Feb 6th, 2007 08:58 PM

POST THE SHIRT.>:

Dr. Boogie Feb 12th, 2007 02:21 AM

Here’s the crap that Seth got from ZBF, and that I got from Seth's eBay auction... which in a way makes it the stuff I got from ZBF:





Something about the tabloid drove my cat nuts. Perhaps his sensitive nose picked up the stench of a cheap fat kid. He hates those things.



Wowie, my birthday came early this year!



Mmm, gum. And such an expensive variety, too.



And the rest: a couple hot wheels, and a power ranger that makes a strange noise when you push its belt buckle.

Still, there is a compelling story to be drawn from all this:



Having just defeated her human counterpart, the pink ranger rests for a moment, taking a break and catching up on the latest news.



“Good lord, we’re in the middle of a Super Depression! I’ve got to find some way to escape it! I know, I’ll just steal a quick pick-me-up...”



“Haha, the gum is mine now, you peons! Oh, what’s this? The rattlesnake car wants to take a shot at me? Well go a-head!!!”

*splat* *crash*



“Ahahahahaha!! None can topple me! Not even...”



*gasp* “Oh no, I wasn’t counting on them sending in the heavy artillery! If that orange missile hits me it’ll... oh, wait. It’s not a missile at all. It’s just a cheap little fakeout. Haw haw”



“Argh, lasers! Invisible lasers from the orange thingie! ARGH, I AM DEFEATED!!!”

And so, with one final weird noise from her belt, the pink ranger was slain, and I sat down to take a look at my favorite tabloid story:



An ad for a service that sends insults you can use to your Bluetooth headset. As if you didn’t look crazy enough just talking into one of those things.


THE END

GADZOOKS Feb 12th, 2007 04:13 AM

Thank you for making something out of literally nothing.


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