I've come to reclaim my kingdom.
 

The administrators have been suppressing the Mocketariots for far too long. The time for revolution is now, my brothers. Will you stand with me, or will you stand divided?

OH THANK GOD I WAS WORRIED THERE FOR A SECOND.

Yes, Emu. I am back for you. Fear not.

If you AoA are gay and this is a silent but deadly attempt at taking reign of this site then sure.

Where in the fuck did you get "AoA?"

Names name me not, for I am beyond mere existence. I am a transcendent ideal, an aspiration for mortals. Hence the ellipses.

What the fuck is going on? Should I be frightened?

I, King OAO, will now proceed to establish the Holy Kingdom of Logorrhea in this, the Isles of Great Mockery. Who will be my champions?

Champion of OAO

Class Features

Hit Die: d7

Proficiencies: Champions of OAO are proficient with no weapons but the Thigh Club.

Abilities:
Level 1: Thigh Smite - Champions of OAO can smite an enemy 1/day with their Thigh Club and deal 1d4 Charisma damage.
Level 2: Suicidal Tendencies - Champions of OAO must make a successful Will save (DC 20) to avoid killing themselves.

Can I be the damsel in distress? I'm lazy.

Only if you're an attractive female.

Man, I feel awkward.

what you have something in your eye and you want us to tell you the time? :/

oh shit guys!

I didn't even remember OaO did you guys?

Hey thunder-thighs what's shakin'

"Names name me not, for I am beyond mere existence. I am a transcendent ideal, an aspiration for mortals."

I don't think you were paying attention when you read the Qabala the most "Transcedental ideal" is existence itself. Ein Sof my friend, Ein sof. All things flow out from existence itself, even if that existence may be "Nothingness". "I am that I am" :O

gay

fuck where is that pic with oao and david hassoholf?

Oh great >: More of this shit. I was really hoping you'd managed to decapitate yourself with your sword or suffered a massive thigh hemorrhage, or choked on a really hard spelling bee word.

I thought loveline was your kingdom.

Lets overthrow the most relaxed forum administrators on the internet.

Big Thighs needs shut it's food eat hole.

Your emoticon missed you, OAO

:oao