the internet
 

i once had a relationship with the internet.
it didn't work out :(

But atleast you tried to make a connection

You shouldn't put your life on the line

I once went on a date with a guy I met on MySpace. His dog ate a hole in my pants.

Was there not already one? :hahamefunnyhehe

man , this thread could have gone places.... :(

No it couldn't

Did you meet through a network of friends?

Most likely they met through a network of internet whores.

I'd like to find that network of internet whores. :(

I think yer on one

Mystie, DuFresne, and RectalWart fucked up this thread. but mostly Mystie.....

Not much of a thread to fuck up, but thanks for giving me at least partial credit. :)

You are very disconnected from the real world Misdemonar

added: These puns certainly can't get any worse

This is so heart warming and teary, :( i hat you internet

I had to go home ;( I wanted to maximize my relationship

Going back too soon might result in an error.

if anything mystie made this thread 100x better then it could have ever been