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Rongi Feb 15th, 2007 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 470317)
MONEY.

This is the only correct answer

Terra Feb 15th, 2007 12:33 AM

hey cos i broke formation. sry bout that

anal jizzlers. yogurt, and brokeback mountain

Jeanette X Feb 15th, 2007 01:09 AM

Slash fiction. :love

Emu Feb 15th, 2007 01:24 AM

Harry/Draco is so h0tt

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 15th, 2007 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 471290)
hey cos i broke formation. sry bout that

anal jizzlers. yogurt, and brokeback mountain

not a problem.

jello (lime), a dildo in the shape of the virgin Mary, and a jug of prune juice.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 15th, 2007 08:24 AM

A recipricating saw, a medium sized potato, and anything by the Marquis de Sade

Terra Feb 15th, 2007 10:38 AM

bratwurst, needlenose pliers and looney tunes playing in the background

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 15th, 2007 10:48 AM

This may only work for Terra- Lenor

This may only work for Lenor- Terra

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 15th, 2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 471335)
bratwurst, needlenose pliers and looney tunes playing in the background

I love Looney Tunes....

okay, a dental dam, a jar of miracle whip, a bottle of gum numbing liquid, and a three foot section of PVC pipe wrapped in duct tape

Emu Feb 15th, 2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 471344)
a bottle of gum numbing liquid

novacaine ;<

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 15th, 2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 471350)
novacaine ;<

I was thinking of Anbesol....

Emu Feb 15th, 2007 12:51 PM

sall good

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 15th, 2007 04:40 PM

I thought oragel.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 15th, 2007 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 471461)
I thought oragel.

no....Orajel goes with the buttplug, the raisonettes, and the vinyl copy of Leonard Nimoy singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"

FartinMowler Feb 15th, 2007 05:27 PM

Soothing music and a foot massage :x

Terra Feb 16th, 2007 12:34 AM

fuckers.

everybody just broke the mood i had with cos. here i was all hot and shit and you clowns just blew bubble gum all over my naughty place.

next time i fart you asshats are are going to have to clean bubblicious and feces off of your pie holes.

nice going shitheads!

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 16th, 2007 08:15 AM

goddamnit...story of my life :(

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2007 03:15 PM

none of you guys know how to get a woman leave it alone :lol

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 16th, 2007 04:08 PM

I do. I really do.

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2007 04:25 PM

all i gotta do is smile ;]

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 16th, 2007 04:58 PM

I don't even have to smile.

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2007 05:14 PM

yeah but you work out ;<

Terra Feb 16th, 2007 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 471689)
none of you guys know how to get a woman leave it alone :lol

i know how to get a woman

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2007 08:26 PM

i said none of you guys, silly ;o


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