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punkgrrrlie10 Apr 8th, 2003 11:49 PM

Victoria Secret Swimsuits
 
So I'm looking through my catalogue of things I can't afford and see a bikini that I like.

It's leather and there is in small print "not to be used in water"

1. who is stupid enough to put leather in water and
2. why would you make a friggin bikini out of leather?

Bastards. >:

mburbank Apr 9th, 2003 12:01 AM

I'm sorry, the only part of that which makes sense to me is that you are looking at hot swim suits and you like the leather bikini. The rest is just so much noise. In fact, everything is pretty much just noise now except that one clear thought and that's what it's going to be like for the next few hours if I know me.

Thanks for the gumball, Mickey.

Anonymous Apr 9th, 2003 12:52 AM

Re: Victoria Secret Swimsuits
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by punkgrrrlie10
So I'm looking through my catalogue of things I can't afford and see a bikini that I like.

It's leather and there is in small print "not to be used in water"

1. who is stupid enough to put leather in water and
2. why would you make a friggin bikini out of leather?

Bastards. >:

1. Cows
2. Because it never hurts to try new things.

JonSwift Apr 9th, 2003 01:46 AM

Re: Victoria Secret Swimsuits
 
Well, when the leather is on the cow it is known as cowhide.
Only after the cowhide has gone through the complex proccess of TANNING does it become leather.

So your answer to question #1 is incorrect.

Anonymous Apr 9th, 2003 02:03 AM

I didn't know that Misinformation Man had a crappy character of his own.

Professor Cool Apr 9th, 2003 02:05 AM

He doesn't have a very colorful name as MM :(

JonSwift Apr 9th, 2003 02:09 AM

Whats more colorful than eating dead babies?
Ever read A Modest Proposal ?

Professor Cool Apr 9th, 2003 02:10 AM

Flesh and blood red dont match :(

I like the new guy :)

FS Apr 9th, 2003 08:09 AM

HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA

VA-VA-VOOOOM

:howl

You should call them up and ask them why they'd make a bikini that's not meant for swimming. Then some poor underpaid customer service person has to explain it's an 'erotic garment' or what have you.

Spectre X Apr 9th, 2003 09:31 AM

FS, I like your new Grim Fandango avatar.

anyhoo, a leather bikini not meant for swimming sucks major ass. unless it's on a woman I'm screwing :lol

kellychaos Apr 9th, 2003 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank
In fact, everything is pretty much just noise now except that one clear thought and that's what it's going to be like for the next few hours if I know me.

Thanks for the gumball, Mickey.

Wow! The Masters & Johnson stock just rose a 1/4 point on the NYSE. Coincidence? I think not. :)

Helm Apr 9th, 2003 01:33 PM

I very much second Burbank's sentiment.

mburbank Apr 9th, 2003 02:09 PM

I'm not proud of it

The Unseen Apr 9th, 2003 02:47 PM

Max, every time i talk to you, it feels like im talking to spaceghost :/

Mockery Apr 9th, 2003 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank
I'm not proud of it

Not proud of what... your Manties?

FartinMowler Apr 9th, 2003 03:31 PM

Man boob leather bra for Italian stereotype

punkgrrrlie10 Apr 9th, 2003 06:47 PM

Even if it is "erotic clothing", anything that's erotic that can't get wet, blows.

The Retro Kat Apr 9th, 2003 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonSwift
Whats more colorful than eating dead babies?
Ever read A Modest Proposal ?



Your quote from Sealab didn't belong, asswipe. Not only did you insult the subject matter of this thread, but insulted that excellent television show as well. Asswipe.




I wonder how leather feels against naked skin. If it feels good, then a leather bikini makes sense for comfort reasons only. I, however, don't know if it does or not.

Les Waste Apr 9th, 2003 07:58 PM

You raging dumbass. Sealab 2021 didn't invent A Modest Proposal. Jonathan Swift was a real person, who existed in reality, and really wrote that essay.

>: >:

Cap'n Crunch Apr 9th, 2003 08:04 PM

Why would you want to buy a leather bikini? Isn't a bikini supposed to be worn in the water? If you didn't go in the water, you would get sweaty, and it will stick to you.

The Retro Kat Apr 9th, 2003 08:27 PM

Apparently I didn't know that.

JonSwift Apr 9th, 2003 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Apparently I didn't know that.

Well APPARENTLY your other self thought he knew something, silly DOPPELGANGER.

WTF IS A DOPPLEGANGUR LOL?

Les Waste Apr 10th, 2003 12:26 AM

I think I like the cut of Jon Swift's jib.

Jixby Phillips Apr 10th, 2003 12:38 AM

So by retro kat's thought process, if you reference the same thing something else references, you are making a reference to that something else making the same reference as you. Fantastic. Makes perfect sense.

sadie Apr 10th, 2003 05:51 AM

:lol
the moral of this story? retroboy is a fucking moron.


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