Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
 

I'm new...I'm Expecting abuse as soon as it becomes apparent to the scavengers just how much I reek of that Noob Car Smell...so come on, lets see you all do your worst knowing NOTHING about me!

I don't expect much, but maybe somebody here will surprise me enough to actually warrant a response.

hey cosmo? i want to fuck you, baby

I'm not cosmo.. Offer still open?

not gonna happen. have you even started a "hi i'm new" thread in general blabber??? come back after you've done that.

in the meantime...cos, i wanna make teh mad love to you

NOT SO FAST TERRA


THREAD HIJACKED

Doing a "Hi I'm New" Thread is so expected...like surprise sex

I Prefer taking the path less travelled...Wink wink...nudge nudge...chortle chortle..fudge

Masturbation in moderation!

Amen!!

optimistic SUCKS yiou sUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

Touche my good man...touche

I resent your moderate optimism.

Your mom resents your moderate optimism...

NEOJET, due to the 'yo momma' joke, you have been stripped of all future post that involve you saying either the words, YOUR or MOM, including but not limited too any other word resembling, slang terms, or

HELL, ANY FUCKING WORDS! In lament term's, PLEASE DON'T POST.

thanks,
-Lenore

:party :newbie


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:die:die:die


:imock

I'M HIJACKING THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily I'm the thread marshall. You're under arrest, bub.

Moderate optimism is the best optimism!!

This thread has lost the vision and ideals it once held true...I am saddened by this fact..

oh well, gee. welcome to the site you dunb ass

Does this even need a comment? nah, its DUNB enough as is

but I can still SHOOT you!!!!!!!!!!:eek:lol

There will be no shooting in this thread...apart from the previous shooting...

This is a place of mocking business, try to behave accordingly people

OK FINE THEN GOPTAt CHEESES CAN CONSIDFDER HIMSELF FLAMED >:

YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF FLANNED.

:explode

>: only true sack suckers post pics! >: