Explain your signatures!
 

mine is my favorite gif plus an interesting quote from a website which I found upon dissecting someone else's sig

with yahoo.

oh fuck you. i have no signature. no anime woes. no latent angst. i can't post a butthole the size of the lincoln tunnel (porn issues here) so i fucking pass, you lame assbubble.

can we ban this guy? he sucked as what, and he still sucks. his sig slows down my shit in every thread he posts in (WHICH IS WAY TOO MANY)

there are way you can stop that.

just suggesting, is all

Wellllll.... My sig shows my upmost intelligence and demand for perfection and correctness.
Its a beautiful thing, really.

mines a kissing face because i like kissing hehehe

oh let me explain my signature:

So this one time, on msn, me and noob were talking:

ME: Theres many colors in the homo rainbow..
Noob3: ha, we should start a club.
ME: The homo rainbow club?
Noob3: OK, lets find a rainbow
INTERMISSION TIME WHILE WE GOOGLED IMAGES OF RAINBOWS
Noob3: dude, we'll just use the one on msn.
ME: damn your a smart guy!
Noob3: Are you going to host the picture?
ME: yeah of course, but we have to pick a color also.
Noob3: OK I want green.
ME: I have purple.
Noob3: we should make blackflag do it too!
ME: and liquid!
Noob3: haha, and put it in our signatures and we'll be cooler than everyone!
ME: we already are!


and that is the story of how it happened. Or well the revised edition anyway.

Mine is for you to read.

my sig is links to important web pages for the internetn

I made mine so my posts would stand out and be recognisable, as the actual content certainly wouldn't accomplish this.
Haha, I'm joking. My posts are fantastic.

I also like NIN and that is what its THEME is :rolleyes

Mine describes this thread.

The word is "utmost", fag.

Mine's just the crappy button I made for my website

Milhouse backwards, I have never told you this, but your signature always reminds me of a better time and place. Thank you, for all the little things. :tear

My sig is about me and my ever-growing influence (positive or otherwise) into the many users personal lives.

Because I am important.

Mines just a weird ass comic of Spider-man bullying diabetics :/

It's funny because I'm a diabetic too :conspiracy

who let all of these faggots in here? I don't remember receiving a memo about this.

Heres a memo: Quit Bitching

I have appended something to your memo and forwarded it back to your inbox:

No one wants you here. You are a waste of precious oxygen and you've ruined a perfectly good vagina through endless punishment and the insertion of household items, not limited to but including dirty broomhandles and, stunningly enough, the busy end of a rusty powerdill whose age exceeds your own. When you sit it looks like a tiger mauled a sack of human fat and stuck a few piercings and a Korn tattoo on it. No one likes you. No one wants to see your name attached to anything, and most certainly, no one requires your opinion.

GTFO my internets.

Mine is the complete truth... and some toast.

Damn your sure an opinionated one aren't you? If you don't like me, then thats what ignore is for. And as for the piercings and whatever in hell you think I look like, your quite mistaken.

As for this 'nobody' nonsense you keep on insisting about, I disagree. But eh' who cares about my opinion right? So why in hell are you still even reading this?

Get off your pedestal, because I don't see anyone looking up at you.

everyone looks up at me when i am pissing in their mouths >:

Wow that was impressive, keep coming on with the feisty-ness. Such a damn turn on.