When is crazy TOO CRAZY?
 

Where does the line end of eccentric and head into crazy town, USA?

when it's GOAT CHEESE!

haha man you're out there let me tell you what!

Felony convictions should raise a warning flag.

Usually around the time when the stares turn into screams of terror. Bonus points if they're children ages 2-6.

Hey divisible by waffle did you know your name doesnt even make any sense mathmatically

so explain that you creep

According to my chemistry teacher, 6/waffle = something. And of course, her magical hippy powers (as well as her superpower that lets her not teach chemistry correctly) allow her to see into the future AND into the complex world of mathematics. She tried to explain it to me once, but my brain almost exploded.

HAHA okay WHOA~

severed left hands, a secret room with a tv (bonus points if theres weird holes and wires in unexpected places like a restroom or bedroom), a dungeon in a place that wouldnt make sense (like a house), weird facial ticks, erratic behavior, guys who keep their penis tucked in (a mangina), people who pretend to be the opposite sex on the internet or through other means of communication (phone sex lines dont count shut up)

When your lipstick is smeared across your face and teeth. Generally that's a good sign that you've gone bonkers.

Luckily when I put on my lipstick it's all applied equally on my lips, and it doesn't stray off the lip.

waffle/6=1 :(

LEN("waffle")/6 = 1 maybe :x

but what = waffles? 6?

well if waffles was the name of a variable it would be 6 i guess

At about the point where people try to make sense of your name when it has no meaning.

waffle=six

w(1)
a(2)
f(3)
f(4)
l(5)
e(6)

:(

Well he says that 6 / Waffles = Something.
Allow us to let something = x.
We now have 6 / Waffles = x, We can now solve for waffles algebraically.


(6/Waffles)*Waffles = xWaffles
6 = xWaffles
Waffles = 6/x


We now know that Something (x) is not zero (You cannot divaide by 0), and not 6, scince Waffles = 6/6 = 1
And there is no such thing as 1 Waffles, Waffles is plural.
So we now have :


Waffles = 6/x {x ≠ 6 or 0}


And assuming we cannot have negative waffles (As negative waffles would require negative waffle matter/batter, or owing of waffles to another, which fortunatly for us, waffles are non tradable, refundable, or legal tender in any country.) We can say that x must be > 0 and not 6.
We now have:


Waffles = 6/x, {x > 0, x ≠ 6}


So if we go back, we now see that "something"≠ anything 0 or less, or 6, if we are dealing with Waffles plural.
Now if we say "you can't get something from nothing" (nothing being understood as 0) We now can see that Something (or 6/waffles) cannot be 0.
So we could NOW say

6/Waffles = x, {x ≠ 0}

This isn't a problem because there is no value for waffles that allows x to be 0.

Heres were waffulus gets interesting.
Im going to take the derivitive of Waffles (Waffles = x*waffle) And still this is true, for there to be plural waffle, or waffles, the restrictions on x still apply (x>0 and x≠6) We find out you cannot have 6 waffle because of the identity


Waffles = 6/x


If we substitute the dirivitive of Waffles (x*Waffle) into the equation we get

x Waffle = 6/x

Now if we substitute 6 into something we get

6 Waffles = 6/6
6 Waffles = 1


Last time I checked 6 Waffles does not equal one. Moving on. If we grab our Derivitive Waffle Equation (x Waffle = 6/x) and solve for x (something)

xWaffle = 6/x
(xWaffle)/x = (6/x)/x
Waffle = 6/(x^2)
Waffle(x^2) = (6/(x^2))(x^2)
(x^2)Waffle/Waffle = 6/Waffle
x^2 = 6/waffle
x = √(6/waffle)

You guys need a breather after that? so we now have 3 crutial equations, the Derivitive Waffle Equation (x = √(6/waffle)) and the General Waffles equation (Waffles = 6/x) and the General Something Equation (x = 6/Waffles)

Something interesting comes up, 2 of our equations equal x, therefore we shall make them equal to eachother.

x = 6/Waffles = √(6/waffle)
(6/Waffles)^2 = (√(6/waffle))^2
36/Waffles^2 = 6/waffle
-cross multiply-
6 waffle = Waffles ^2
Waffles = √6 waffle

And now if we substitute the derivitive of Waffles (x*waffle)


x waffle = √(6 waffle)
x^2 waffle^2 =6 waffle
x^2 = 6waffle/waffle^2
x^2 = 6/waffle
x = √(6/waffle) and\or waffle = (6/(x^2))

Recap (Dropping the restrictions for now)

Main Waffles Equation:
Waffles = 6/x

Derived Waffles Eqation:
Waffles = √(6 waffle)

Dervied Waffle Equation:
Waffle = 6/(x^2)

Now If we do some intense substitution we get:

6/x = √6(6/(x^2))
Square both sides
36/(x^2) = 6(6/(x^2)
Divide by 6
36/(6(x^2) = 6/(x^2)
And there we have it
6/(x^2) = 6/(x^2)
1=1

Turns out Waffle Math makes a load of sence. Just really turns out that something can't be negative or 6 when dealing with Waffles. But yeah, you can have 6 waffle and still have syrup.

Great.

Now I can finally eat my waffles without those feelings of confusion and lack of understanding.

Now THAT'S crazy!

hey jixby did you know that you cant even spell correctly regularly

so explain that you creep

True Story:

My ex boyfriend's dad is head of security at Elmira Psychiatric Ward, and along with our tour's of the nut house he would also tell us shit that happened there. One of the stories that has stuck with me since I was told at 16 is how they found one of the resident's in his room, eating his bed sheet. Now, I never thought this was physically possible, thought he was just joking around until I heard about it from other workers there. And since your body does not digest bed sheets, they had to manually pull it out of his ass. I'm sure there was more work done, but I had heard enough.

This I believe would cross the line of just being crazy, into completely fucking insane.

Whoever put the NIN song "Closer" into the chase scene in the remake to "The Hitcher" is officially so fucking crazy they are my hero...

Just for that post I'm giving you aids.

I'm sure the patient didnt survive. OOOOH SCAAAAAAAAARY!