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Geggy Apr 14th, 2003 02:12 PM

Toy Story VS. Puppet Master
 
Who would win? Toy Story's teamwork, intelligence and creativity or Puppetmaster's magic, deadly force and apathy for others?

Protoclown Apr 14th, 2003 02:27 PM

BATMAN >:

Spectre X Apr 14th, 2003 02:34 PM

I have to agree with Proto, Batman would win.

Krythor Apr 14th, 2003 05:54 PM

The 80's Batman comics rocked, it went downhill after "Knightfall."

I mean, the person who kicked his ass and damaged him for life was Bane. BANE. Not the Joker, not Two-face... BANE. The asshole in the wrestler costume >: >:


P.S Toy Story would win

The Unseen Apr 14th, 2003 07:16 PM

Adam West batman :rock

Zomboid Apr 14th, 2003 09:38 PM

Tunneler >:

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2003 10:18 PM

Val Kilmer. >:

As Batman. >:

Royal Tenenbaum Apr 14th, 2003 11:51 PM

Superman would win because he is a fucking invincible alien. >:

Geggy Apr 15th, 2003 12:53 AM

Ah, fuck you, guys. I hate all of you.

By the way, I'm with Royal on this one. There's just no stopping Superman.

Protoclown Apr 15th, 2003 02:45 AM

Yeah, except every time Batman and Superman go at it in the comic books, Batman kicks his ass. :lol

Geggy Apr 15th, 2003 02:06 PM

Why the fuck would Batman and Superman battle each other in the first place? Aren't they, like, supposed to be fighting the crime together? I can understand bad guys vs. bad guys but good guys vs. good guys? That's just fucking absurd.

pjalne Apr 15th, 2003 03:22 PM

While they're practically best pals most of the time, their moral standpoints are vastly different (Superman being pro-law and Batman being a vigilante, for instance). Also, Batman is a fucking psycho at times, and there are all kind of brainwashing machines around. They've been duking it out more times than I can count.

CastroMotorOil Apr 15th, 2003 03:30 PM

I would love to see Blade rip up Woodie. That would be great. SPIKE EYES RULE

pjalne Apr 16th, 2003 08:26 AM

Pssshhhh, all Woody would have to do is sharpen his scalp and headbutt Blade in the heart.

AChimp Apr 16th, 2003 11:30 AM

Didn't Batman whip out the kryptonite that Superman entrusted to him once?

Protoclown Apr 16th, 2003 01:28 PM

Probably.

Those two characters are at odds with each other quite a bit, actually. Batman usually wins though, because he is far more intelligent than Superman. Supes usually dishes out quite a pounding, but he's no tactician like Batman. Bats plans for everything and has contingency plans ready. Plus he's not afraid to fight dirty, whereas Clark is a fucking boy scout.

pissed off salesman Apr 16th, 2003 02:00 PM

THE PENGUIN

not the gay as one from the tv shoe

the danny devito one, i mean he has a fuckin HELICOPTER UMBRELLA!!!

noob3 Apr 16th, 2003 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Protoclown
Probably.

Those two characters are at odds with each other quite a bit, actually. Batman usually wins though, because he is far more intelligent than Superman. Supes usually dishes out quite a pounding, but he's no tactician like Batman. Bats plans for everything and has contingency plans ready. Plus he's not afraid to fight dirty, whereas Clark is a fucking boy scout.

I am not very keen on Superman, but dosn't he beat the shit out of some guy named BRAINIAC all the time? You'd think somone named BRAINIAC would be slightly smart, no? Couldn't Superman just cave in Batman's head with one punch, regardless of Batman's intelligence?

Protoclown Apr 16th, 2003 06:34 PM

Yes, he certainly could if he wanted to. But he doesn't want to. Because he's a goody goody boy scout. He'll hold back and just try to restrain Batman, while Bruce will just kick him in the nuts.

Geggy Apr 17th, 2003 02:04 AM

In a way, Superman is sure a tough bastard for taking the beating from Batman rather than beating him to the pulp with his super powers. This shows how true and loyal Superman is to the crime fighters like Batman. Loyalty is what you learn in boy scout.

NES Boy Apr 18th, 2003 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pissed off salesman
THE PENGUIN

not the gay as one from the tv shoe

TV shoe... HAHAHAHA! Now you can watch TV in your shoe!!

Seriously, I haven't really seen Puppet Master, so Toy Story gets my vote by default.

Spectre X Apr 19th, 2003 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NES Boy
Bears have no life...

neither do you.

AChimp Apr 19th, 2003 11:27 AM

Superman has one advantage over Batman aside from all the superpowers; I'm pretty sure that he knows that Batman is Bruce Wayne. In that Death of Superman aftermath, Superman asks Batman to come with him to that machine city where all the other superheroes are getting together to destroy it. He immediately recognizes that, aside from a different costume, it's not the old Batman underneath the mask, but he doesn't have time to use his x-ray vision to find out for sure. :eek

watermellon_monster Jul 17th, 2006 11:54 AM

I've never seen any Toy Story movie so Puppet Masters II gets my vote

darkvare Jul 17th, 2006 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Protoclown
Probably.

Those two characters are at odds with each other quite a bit, actually. Batman usually wins though, because he is far more intelligent than Superman. Supes usually dishes out quite a pounding, but he's no tactician like Batman. Bats plans for everything and has contingency plans ready. Plus he's not afraid to fight dirty, whereas Clark is a fucking boy scout.

is just because of the freaking kryptonite ring >:


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