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FartinMowler Apr 14th, 2003 08:26 PM

The married guy thread
 
this is for all the guys that are married and know that they will be faithful and be with the same woman everynight until they die. Thank god I have a good imagination. :)

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2003 10:05 PM

Never getting married, ever

Anonymous Apr 14th, 2003 10:22 PM

nice life :rolleyes

SisterOFMercy Apr 14th, 2003 11:16 PM

what's wrong with marriage?

The Unseen Apr 14th, 2003 11:30 PM

Fartin, were you just watching "Married by America" :lol

FartinMowler Apr 15th, 2003 09:45 AM

I have notice that most gay women when they get older look like my uncle Chuck, but who knows what fish you will catch and after twenty years of trading you might end up with. Nothing in life is great, it's what you make of it.




And no I wasn't watching Married in America. the only thing I watch on Mondays is CSI miami.

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nice life

slavemason Apr 15th, 2003 03:35 PM

I've been married for eight years. It's been a great sinusoidal experience.
Nice signature there Fartin. You sure aren't trying to make any friends around here are you?

FartinMowler Apr 15th, 2003 05:20 PM

Friends? I think it is too soon for me to be that presumptuous. Thats my big word for today.

Back to the subject of Marriage. When it comes down to it marriage is just fancy word for commiting to someone straight or gay and if you take the time and effort (which sometimes takes imagination) you can have a great life. I'm sure Doopa will imagine her girl friend is Elizabeth Hurley at some time. :)

Rongi Apr 15th, 2003 05:40 PM

Good god, you couldn't be anymore dumb :|.

I wounder what kind of unlucky woman would marry a face like yours :(. I can only imagine what your daughter might look like :shocked

FartinMowler Apr 15th, 2003 06:35 PM

Rongi just because put a Barbie wedding dress on your hand and beat your monkey doesn't mean that you can comment in this thread.

Anonymous Apr 15th, 2003 07:28 PM

jesuschrist

Ok kids lets start over!!!!

I understand how you might come to the conclusion that I am a lesbian considering I started The Gay Thread, but I don't understand why you concluded from that, that I am uhh just discovering my liking for girls/that I am young and or unattached to anyone. :confused

1. I am not a lesbian. I am "gender indifferent"
2. The Gay Thread was only started for people to say homosexual things in.
3. I said "nice life" because your comment about "thank god I have a good imagination" seemed that you do not enjoy your life.
4. I am married.

5. I will never start a Gay Thread again :( I dun learned my lesson


edit: Elizabeth Hurly is *so* not my type :rolleyes

James Apr 15th, 2003 07:39 PM

We all know it's Shakira you lust after. Her swaying hips hypnotize you and make you cry out for her silken touch.

God, you are such a gay. >:

FartinMowler Apr 15th, 2003 08:38 PM

Sorry Doopa :/ I just find the whole gay thing just too confusing. Gender indifferent just adds to it times ten.

SisterOFMercy Apr 15th, 2003 09:38 PM

i am also confused..by gender indifferent.. ?

-hmm i love dr.pepper!

James Apr 15th, 2003 09:59 PM

Kind of as someone else said it in the gay thread (I think).

She doesn't really base her preferences on the fact that a person is male or female. It's more on if they have a decent personality (or maybe if they just look good).

To stupify it to a point that she'll kill me; She's bi.

SisterOFMercy Apr 17th, 2003 11:25 PM

being bi is still being a fag..i forgot if i even had a point? ohh well..back to drinking my lemonade.

Anonymous Apr 18th, 2003 12:52 AM

oh no! what will god think!


hey "location sexy" how ya doin ;)

Protoclown Apr 18th, 2003 02:46 AM

Hey, Sister of Mercy...you're not one of the "smart" ones, is ya?

SisterOFMercy Apr 18th, 2003 11:15 PM

i am probably one of the only smart ones here..

Protoclown Apr 19th, 2003 01:49 AM

Oh, I see. This is just your "stupid disguise" then. A bit of undercover work, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge.

GADZOOKS Apr 19th, 2003 03:36 AM

Ow I've been nudged :(

FS Apr 19th, 2003 06:42 AM

SisterOfMercy has all the characteristics of a gigantic closet fag.

SisterOFMercy Apr 19th, 2003 07:13 PM

ouch that hurt..stop...don't....

i might actually care what you think if you were on my level..but you're not..sooo...i don't....

Krythor Apr 19th, 2003 08:56 PM

And what is this "level" exactly? As far as I can tell, you're no smarter than any other ignorant homophobe. Your main argument seems to be that being straight is "nature's way."

Your self-righteous bibble-babble and "God's messenger" attitude is boring and repetitive, and stating facts about the human anatomy that all of us were already aware of does not make you intelligent.

I'd be interested to hear your opinions on other "types" of people too.


SISTEROFMERCY IS A FAG ;)

Jixby Phillips Apr 19th, 2003 11:43 PM

GO FUCK A DIAMOND YOU DIAMONG FUCKER >: >: >:


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