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Mockery Apr 16th, 2007 03:45 PM

THE "CREATE A HORRIFIC XMAS TREE!" CONTEST!
 

THE "CREATE A HORRIFIC XMAS TREE!" CONTEST!

I-Mockery's latest contest is tied in with the release of "Black Christmas (Unrated)" (the remake) on DVD. Though I never saw the original version of the movie which is supposed to be really good, I had a great time when I saw this movie in the theater. It's filled with plenty o' deaths and goes way over-the-top with the dark humor. Definitely one of the more entertaining horror comedies I've seen in recent times.

So, for I-Mockery's latest contest, I want you to design the most horrific Christmas tree you can come up with. All you have to do is photoshop whatever kinds of horrific decorations you want onto a picture of a Christmas tree (if you don't have photoshop, just use whatever image editing program you like). Just think about anything in life that horrifies you and how you could turn it into decorations on a tree. It doesn't have to be just stuff from horror movies, it can be anything you find scary. I'll be interested to see what horror top your tree. ho, ho, ho.

And if you need a tree to decorate, here's one you can use:


If you don't like this tree, feel free to use any others you can find pictures of or draw one of your own.

One lucky winner will receive a brand new copy of the Black Christmas Unrated DVD! That's all there is to it. Just choose any decorations you like and add them onto the tree! As always, if you have any questions, feel free to ask.

RULES:

-To participate, you must register an account on these forums (if you don't already have one) and post your entries in this thread.

-Once the contest is over, myself and the other staff members will vote on the entries! First place winner will receive a brand new copy of the Black Christmas Unrated DVD.

-Entries will be judged on creativity and humor.

-Whether you win or not, your entries will be put on display for everybody to enjoy.

-Enter as many times as you like!

Ok that's it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Good luck to all of you!

This contest ends 5/15/07.

arg_zombies Apr 16th, 2007 06:29 PM

What's the difference between the rated and the unrated version? :(

arg_zombies Apr 16th, 2007 06:48 PM

Looks like I'll be first to post ;)

This scares me :(

Mockery Apr 16th, 2007 06:48 PM

Well there are deleted scenes, 3 alternate endings and some documentary type videos on it. I'm not sure if there is anything else on the DVD that wasn't shown in the theatrical release. I only saw the movie in theaters and haven't had a chance to watch my DVD copy of it yet. Been too busy working on the site as usual heheh. Wouldn't surprise me if there's some extra gore in there though.

arg_zombies Apr 16th, 2007 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 487826)
Been too busy working on the site as usual heheh.

I'm sure you have :conspiracy

arg_zombies Apr 16th, 2007 06:56 PM

THE TREE OF DEATH >:
So evil, it set itself on fire

macroidtoe Apr 16th, 2007 06:57 PM

Ahhh, I've got a couple of ideas, although one of them will involve dragging the Christmas tree up out of the basement... not sure how I'll explain that one to the family.

arg_zombies Apr 16th, 2007 07:33 PM

And finally.....
The "Classic" electric tree..... with someone being sliced in the background :eek

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2007 08:07 PM


Obscurus Lupa Apr 17th, 2007 01:05 AM



That boy has some bad encouragement.

Obscurus Lupa Apr 17th, 2007 01:52 AM

Oh, and this.



FORK TREE!!!

arg_zombies Apr 17th, 2007 02:58 PM

How is this not the scariest ting... ever?!

The 'Aquaman' Tree

He can smell the Dolphins

arg_zombies Apr 18th, 2007 02:37 PM

The annoying thing is that I have loads of ideas, just I don't wanna be flooding the competiton :lol

fatman in a little coat Apr 18th, 2007 06:41 PM


arg_zombies Apr 18th, 2007 07:44 PM

Rog, you pushed me to this!

This is actually lingering in my mind and I know it'll haunt my dreams tonight....

http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?i...jacksongb1.gif

Guarmar Apr 18th, 2007 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arg_zombies (Post 487836)
And finally.....
The "Classic" electric tree..... with someone being sliced in the background :eek


oh yeah... this ones good. :blah

mando Apr 19th, 2007 03:03 AM


arg_zombies Apr 19th, 2007 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guarmar (Post 488194)
oh yeah... this ones good. :blah

Mate, until you actually post something which is RELEVANT to threads, please shut up.

Thank you for your time


P.S. stop fucking stalking me you internet perv! >:

Obscurus Lupa Apr 20th, 2007 01:57 AM


!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! Apr 23rd, 2007 01:56 AM



i was gonna add more but i thought i might enter one more time with my other ideas.

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! Apr 23rd, 2007 02:07 AM



hres a bigger one. sorry

Obscurus Lupa Apr 23rd, 2007 02:10 AM

Love the name, dude. ;)

arg_zombies Apr 24th, 2007 05:11 PM

Just you wait.

Obscurus Lupa Apr 25th, 2007 01:42 AM

There are so many unused racist jokes for the title there. :(

arg_zombies Apr 25th, 2007 01:43 PM

Don't want to step over the line though :\

executioneer Apr 26th, 2007 01:05 AM



what are you guys talking about

executioneer Apr 26th, 2007 01:09 AM

THE HORROR OF RACISM, YOU GUYS

Obscurus Lupa Apr 26th, 2007 02:06 AM

LOL I want a light-up watermelon.

arg_zombies Apr 26th, 2007 02:19 PM

I WANT THAT TREE IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW :eek

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! Apr 27th, 2007 04:07 AM


arg_zombies Apr 27th, 2007 06:42 PM

That reminds of that book/film with the little plastic indians and cowboys coming to life :eek

globule23 Apr 28th, 2007 07:12 AM

Hi guys and gals, I just love everything ebbydoddy bin doin' for the contest(s) past and present, so I thought Id finally give my 2 cents even though my photoshoping sucks, I can draw a crappy picture, scan it , and color whithin the lines. here ya go kids!

globule23 Apr 28th, 2007 07:15 AM

p.s. Im sorry but I havent posted on a message board since they were called bbs's and I had a c64 so please excuse my dumbassedness. (i.e. not too sure what Im doing)

Aaron der Schaedel Apr 29th, 2007 02:51 AM

This one is scary because if Spiderman wins, there'll be no more Christmas.


zombified May 2nd, 2007 02:58 AM

This tree should strike sheer terror

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 2nd, 2007 03:28 AM


Gregorio Wilhelm III May 3rd, 2007 09:22 AM

This is my entry. The most horrific Christmas tree in the history of the universe! I strongly advise the faint of heart and the faint of butt to leave the room at this time.
OK, I warned you! Presenting...
THE CHO ANIKI CHRISTMAS TREE!

J. Tithonus Pednaud May 3rd, 2007 09:58 AM


arg_zombies May 3rd, 2007 02:21 PM

That's pretty cool :eek

MarioRPG May 3rd, 2007 10:12 PM

Wuh? A serious entry?

J. Tithonus Pednaud May 4th, 2007 12:14 AM

Actually, I find it hilarious. But that's just me.

J. Tithonus Pednaud May 4th, 2007 12:44 AM

Is this more acceptable?

Gregorio Wilhelm III May 4th, 2007 02:56 AM

MAYBE.

Seriously, I'm terrified of my own entry

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 4th, 2007 03:28 AM

that upside down one is pretty funny

Supafly345 May 4th, 2007 07:39 AM

God dammit, before I even had a chance to make anything.

arg_zombies May 4th, 2007 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud (Post 490089)
Actually, I find it hilarious. But that's just me.

Now you said that, I looked back at it, and it made me laugh :lol

J. Tithonus Pednaud May 5th, 2007 02:34 AM


The irony here is that while a child may be willing to lose a hand in claiming his new Wii, the Wii-mote requires both hands to wield effectively.

arg_zombies May 5th, 2007 06:23 AM

Stop Winning :tear

Zomboid May 5th, 2007 10:46 AM

HEY J, THAT SCARY LOOKING PICTURE (YOU KNOW THE ONE, LOL!), THIS IS MY COMMENT FOR IT:

Winner.

Mockery May 5th, 2007 03:02 PM

Much better, Zomboid. :lol2

Grislygus May 5th, 2007 04:44 PM


J. Tithonus Pednaud May 5th, 2007 09:36 PM


What's up daddio?

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 8th, 2007 04:44 AM


!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 8th, 2007 04:47 AM

NOTE: If you move your head down the little boy (toshio) will disapear. Also if you are wondering who the woman in the center of the tree is. She is from Ju-On: The Grudge which is the original japanese one and is incredibly more scarier than the english remake. I suggest you see it.

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 8th, 2007 04:48 AM

That tree up the top is cruel.

arg_zombies May 8th, 2007 01:37 PM

Eh.

I'll try another when my motivation returns.

Wiffle Bat May 10th, 2007 12:40 PM



These trees are so evil that they have caused 73% of all driving fatalities, from people getting distracted by them hanging on their rear-view mirror. They compell you as they daintily swing around on their string fastener before you realize, you are on a headon collision with a 18 wheeler. then its too late.

arg_zombies May 10th, 2007 08:00 PM

I did say I lacked motivation


and that I did


so I went onto photoshop and DREW some trees of evilness:tear (I'm cheap like that)


^ This one is shit, I was just pissing around :\


^ Again, shit. Again, just pissing around.




!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 13th, 2007 03:37 AM

I dont know why i bother making trees. All you guys are way better than me. If you look at your trees and compare them to mine. Yours are gold. My ones SUCK!!!

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 13th, 2007 03:42 AM

Im gonna have one last go. Then i give up.

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 13th, 2007 04:32 AM

This will be my Last tree. And this is for aussies. Over here there is a commercial about australians are going to different countries and people all over the world are preparing all these aussie inventions and one gay guy makes a vegemite stack and so i made a tree out of vegemite jars. Yeah this ones crap.

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 13th, 2007 04:32 AM

This will be my Last tree. And this is for aussies. Over here there is a commercial about australians are going to different countries and people all over the world are preparing all these aussie inventions and one gay guy makes a vegemite stack and so i made a tree out of vegemite jars. Yeah this ones crap.

arg_zombies May 13th, 2007 12:25 PM

Heh

Don't worry mate,

Nobody really expects to win these :p

:imock

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 14th, 2007 05:55 PM

LAST DAY. GET YOUR ENTRIES IN!!!

J. Tithonus Pednaud May 14th, 2007 11:32 PM


!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 15th, 2007 03:32 AM

That boogey tree is pretty funny but not that funny.

arg_zombies May 15th, 2007 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !!!freddy!!!krueger!!! (Post 490870)
That boogey tree is pretty funny but not that funny.

Boogey tree?

!!!freddy!!!krueger!!! May 15th, 2007 06:23 PM

when is the winner going to be announced?

Grislygus May 15th, 2007 11:35 PM

Everyone already got a pm announcing the winner. It went to "Fatman in a Little Coat", due to brilliant social commentary. Learn to check your inbox.

Mockery May 16th, 2007 12:32 PM

We'll be voting on the winner soon and the results will be posted in this thread, so keep a look out for it. More contests coming soon too!

arg_zombies May 16th, 2007 01:32 PM

Pray that i-mock never runs out of free competition things! :eek

Guarmar May 16th, 2007 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arg_zombies (Post 490964)
Pray that i-mock never runs out of free competition things! :eek

i pray that you will come to your sense and stop with all the gay posts! :maul

Obscurus Lupa May 17th, 2007 01:30 AM

Looking forward to seeing the results! Thanks for holding these awesome contests. I love seeing what people come up with.

arg_zombies May 17th, 2007 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guarmar (Post 490992)
i pray that you will come to your sense and stop with all the gay posts! :maul

You're not really of much use to the forums, seeing as you'e only posted 5 times... and all of them aimed at me.
Get a life mate.

Mockery May 23rd, 2007 01:52 AM

Ok all the votes are in and the winner of our contest is..............


J. Tithonus Pednaud!


Congrats to J. on a job extremely well done, the vote for your tree was unanimous amongst all four judges. Please send me a PM with your full name and mailing address info so I can send your DVD prize out to you.

Big thanks to all of you who turned in some entries. Definitely seeing improvements in arg_zombies' entries and Grislygus, Max wanted me to let you know he loved the Langoliers reference. Also, for the record, Willie's entry made me laugh more than anything. The horrors of racism! :o

arg_zombies May 23rd, 2007 01:44 PM

Improving?

Sir, I object! :eek

Protoclown May 25th, 2007 03:30 PM

I enjoyed quite a few of your entries, Arg_Zombies.

arg_zombies May 25th, 2007 06:39 PM

Proto, you need to see a doctor - I didn't :p

Myla May 29th, 2007 06:52 AM

Evil Christmas
 

arg_zombies May 29th, 2007 09:24 AM

lol a bit late

Obscurus Lupa Jun 6th, 2007 02:22 AM

Man, I was hoping to win with Fork Tree. Maybe next time!

Obscurus Lupa Jun 6th, 2007 02:22 AM

Man, I was hoping to win with Fork Tree. Maybe next time!


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