ITS NOOB3's BIRtHDAY
 

hippy birthday :lol just kidding those guys stink

kahljorn is just upset because i declined his invitation to butt sex

SORRY KAHL

yea well i guess if blackfag (racist/sexist/homophobic in one word beat that jerks) hadn't already given you 21 anal virginity piercings i might've had a chance but it's ok i dont want to stand in the way of love or the recuperation of your anal muscles ;(

maybe when you're renewed and a little fresher you know we can give it a try i don't want to wear you out on your first night

also i wasn't upset i was genuinly congratulating you for gaining a new level!

:lol i f i wasnt so drunk id kick your ass hank hill style boy

sorry, lover :(

man if there's 1 mocker i havnt had gay cyber sex with it's black flag

that's alright when you have the real thing

so u know from experience? loool

switching to all-range mode

you don't need to be experienced to know that real sex is superior to cyber sex ;o

it's a priori dude

i had sex one time

it's true

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED

I would quote somthing but I ONLY PLAYED ZERG BITCHES

Waraaashk!

that's a hydralisk ;)

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

Warraashk

that's a overlord ;)

WE REQUIRE MORE WARRASSHK

gurgling noises

that's the hatchery

eggs hatching noises

ur zerlings are done

EEEYWAAAOUR (zerglings are born & ready to battle)

I REMEMBER A LINE

YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER NOW U REAP THE WHIRLWIND *darth vader noise*

i will go buy starcraft RIGHT NOW and beat ANYONE

FWOOZH that's my zealots beating up your hatchery sqwarch

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED FWEEN FWEEN FWEENFWEEN PYOOSH PYOOSH

POWER OVERWHELMING

yeah dawg what now

are you joking

no dude I'm in the game where are you

all your stuff is dyeing & you hope i don find ur 1 pylon

game over i found that shit and now my zerglings are scraping it with their razor claws

its on fire now

gg KEKE ^_^

uh

POWER OVERWHELMING