Guys, I'm shocked :tear

I wish someone would acknowledge my mini-thesis on the effects of oxytocin. :tear

Don't forget dopamine.

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 492080) O RLY? Tell that the STERILE people and those who die in an accident!

Dear Sterile and Dead People:
You failed.

Sincerely, I-Mockery

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No thank you.

"O RLY? Tell that the STERILE people and those who die in an accident!"

So? It doesn't mean they weren't born with the ability to reproduce. And those who weren't born with the ability to reproduce were born that way because of a mistake, not because nature had intended it that way. Every living organism has the inherent ability to reproduce, only by mistake or accident are they unable to reproduce.
Quit trying to make retarded points. I was actually expecting you to try to make that exact point... I guess your fat face can't think of anything better to say, though.

Besides, I think I should be able to watch my own kids have more kids of their own, and so on!

I think you should explode internally and be able to watch each of your internal organs explode and then watch yourself writhe in eternal pain and have to look at your already retarded face making even more retarded straining faces and i wish you wouldn't die just be organless and be unable to move forever and people would walk by and spit on you and little kids would jump on your head and bums would pee on your face and women would laugh at your small penis and love handles and so on

O RULY?

Jhon, go smoke pot

Actually, I would like to cover your dog in crap and make him eat roast cat flavored spagetti and make you sing every song by micheal jackson while scrapping the skin off your ear as well as eating a chocolate poopy pudding.

lol, Jonathan wants to eat chocolate poopy pudding! :lol


Dude, learn to write clearly. And don't steal Kahl's mocking style. Thanks!

Um, actually, I am Kahls honorary poopy master.

Okay, now you're stealing from Fartin. Dude, pick your role models a little better, will ya?

I AM FARTINS FART MOSTA!

Are you coming on to me or something? Keep your poop fetishes away from me.

A POOP FEETISH?!

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HILLERIUS!

You're like an older, fatter version of my autistic cousin.

I KNOW A GUY WHO LIKES TO SODOMIZE GOATS! IT'S AWESOME!!!

Does he live in your mirror, Jonathan Clement???????!!!!!!! :lol :lol :lo :lol

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A SCREAMING GREEN ALIEN GORILLA!!!

"I KNOW A GUY WHO LIKES TO SODOMIZE GOATS! IT'S AWESOME!!!"

so, besides being an admitted scat fetishist, now he is in to bestiality.