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executioneer Jul 2nd, 2007 12:12 AM

well generally speaking if you've got the money to build a time machine it is assumed you've also got the money to have it shipped wherever

GADZOOKS Jul 2nd, 2007 12:24 AM

Yeah but we are talking about nerds on a message board, not donald trump.

Jeanette X Jul 2nd, 2007 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 494122)
Roman gods were fucking dull as hell.

I think Priapus was pretty interesting...:wank

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2007 02:29 AM

How is going forward in time to rape a bunch of women not everyone's top choice here

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2007 02:51 AM

why forward i would imagine rape prevention technology only improves as time goes by

in the year 2203 ladies will have the option of having a device that makes anyone who touches them inappropriately get instantly vaporized that doesn't sound so great to me

Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2007 03:38 AM

Well if you went back in time for mass rapings you'd be known in your own time as an infamous rapist, you couldn't really keep a low profile in any period of time after the rapes occur. So, assuming lack of rape prevention technology, going into the far future to rape and then travelling back one day prior each time you want to rape is the best way to do it.

Hey Jeanette what's your take on this? :x

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2007 05:01 AM

well thats why you go back in time to before there was language and rape all the hot cave women doi

worst thing that happens is you get some lewd cave drawings about it who listens to those :rolleyes

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2007 05:04 AM

of course i guess another problem w/ timetravel rapes is if you go backwards then its more and mroe likely you become your own great to some extent grandfather :( or uhh well i was gonna say you might rape ur own offspring in the future but come on anyone who has time travel rape fantasies sure isn't gonna be getting w/ any ladies in their own time period anytime soon

GADZOOKS Jul 2nd, 2007 06:00 AM

Man not to mention all the old age diseases they must have. Cave herpes is probably 10 times worse then your baseball and apple pie kind.

Rape is just not worth it: Past, Present, or Future

executioneer Jul 2nd, 2007 06:04 AM

hahaha cave herpes

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