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Chicken Or the Egg?
When I first saw the first "Predator" movie, I thought that the noise emitting from the warrior alien sounded just like a woodpecker ... but now, every time I hear a woodpecker, I look around to see if I can spy the transluscent outline of a space soldier bent on the destruction of the greatest fighting force the world has ever known. As a veteran, this frightens me. Am I included in this bloody, extraterrestial genocide? :(
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i dunno, but you can't link pics from geocities unless you change their file extensions to .txt.
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you can only change to the extension of the file if you have access to the site (if the site was yours). see?
anywhoozles, the predator scares me. who likes hummingbirds? |
a veteran of what?
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In the field of using orange text?
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i have a friend who can get hummingbirds to sit on his finger.
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Egg, of course >:
Where exactly do you live, that the woodpeckers say "What the hell are you?" |
Does that mean that the Predator inspired the woodpecker towards that noise and that the noise is a conscious attempt by all woodpecker's to appear menacing?
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I wouldn't know. I don't trust birds eitherway. 8-)
Someone MUST explain to me why the chattery emoticon legend looks like a sunglasses guy. |
i used to feel like the predator when i used the camouflage in Halo. now i feel like a total fucking loser.
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I smashed an ant today. At least, i thought it did. But it kept moving. Like it wanted to come in the house. I wish i had pissed on it. I kept stepping on it, but it wouldn't go away. So i mashed it with my thumb.
Translation: GO AWAY KELLYCHAOS |
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Wow, retarded always hurts.
Now back to the topic. If you ask grandMa, the Egg came first. OH THE EGGS! ![]() |
You can't have a chicken without an egg :lol
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You can have the chicken egg with out the chicken in the egg unless the chicken is first in which case it is the other way around
That was not suppose to make sense but after reading it twice it does :( |
Matt Harty, I need you to listen to me right now, it's very important that you listen. Alright? You're listening. What I want you to do is, I want you to shut the fuck up. Just to shut the fuck up. I'm asking you to shut the fuck up. It's very important that you shut the fuck up.
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Sorry I wasn't listening. :/
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:lol
Dr. Phil is awesome. :) |
I like Brown's chicken. The one by me has history and tastes good.
The history is, a couple years ago, before even my high school days, two kids shot up the place and stole very little money. They were just caught this year. ....thus meaning, the chicken came first. |
I think that Dr. Phil is Dr. Drew's character...wait a minute, Dr. Drew is a character.....who is the evil-doer behind these evil doctors??
oh, btw glowbelly, :love |
Johannas did the
[center:4f33b4f221]PUFF PUFF[/center:4f33b4f221] to me just a few minutes ago. |
Thanks to KellyChaos, I can never watch Woody Woodpecker cartoons without worrying about some maniacal, dreadlocked extraterrestrial.
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P.S. Just for being such a good cat woman, I'm going to come over to your house before bedtime, tuck you in and "tea bag" you. Nighty night. :) |
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