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kellychaos Apr 17th, 2003 10:45 AM

Chicken Or the Egg?
 
When I first saw the first "Predator" movie, I thought that the noise emitting from the warrior alien sounded just like a woodpecker ... but now, every time I hear a woodpecker, I look around to see if I can spy the transluscent outline of a space soldier bent on the destruction of the greatest fighting force the world has ever known. As a veteran, this frightens me. Am I included in this bloody, extraterrestial genocide? :(

glowbelly Apr 17th, 2003 11:14 AM

i dunno, but you can't link pics from geocities unless you change their file extensions to .txt.

kellychaos Apr 17th, 2003 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
i dunno, but you can't link pics from geocities unless you change their file extensions to .txt.

Didn't seem to work that way either :/ I just eliminated the picture part until I can find another good image ... I hate geocities >:

glowbelly Apr 17th, 2003 11:34 AM

you can only change to the extension of the file if you have access to the site (if the site was yours). see?

anywhoozles, the predator scares me.

who likes hummingbirds?

sadie Apr 17th, 2003 11:34 AM

a veteran of what?

Krythor Apr 17th, 2003 11:35 AM

In the field of using orange text?

sadie Apr 17th, 2003 11:57 AM

i have a friend who can get hummingbirds to sit on his finger.

kellychaos Apr 17th, 2003 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
a veteran of what?

United State Army :)

kellychaos Apr 17th, 2003 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krythor
In the field of using orange text?

Jealousy will get you nowhere. :fart

FS Apr 17th, 2003 12:27 PM

Egg, of course >:

Where exactly do you live, that the woodpeckers say "What the hell are you?"

kellychaos Apr 17th, 2003 12:29 PM

Does that mean that the Predator inspired the woodpecker towards that noise and that the noise is a conscious attempt by all woodpecker's to appear menacing?

FS Apr 17th, 2003 12:32 PM

I wouldn't know. I don't trust birds eitherway. 8-)

Someone MUST explain to me why the chattery emoticon legend looks like a sunglasses guy.

soundtest Apr 17th, 2003 12:40 PM

i used to feel like the predator when i used the camouflage in Halo. now i feel like a total fucking loser.

Ninjavenom Apr 17th, 2003 03:39 PM

I smashed an ant today. At least, i thought it did. But it kept moving. Like it wanted to come in the house. I wish i had pissed on it. I kept stepping on it, but it wouldn't go away. So i mashed it with my thumb.

Translation: GO AWAY KELLYCHAOS

Matt Harty Apr 17th, 2003 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellychaos
the noise is a conscious attempt by all woodpecker's to appear menacing?

More like the sound a woodpecker makes when pecking wood, you fucking retard.

slavemason Apr 17th, 2003 04:57 PM

Wow, retarded always hurts.
Now back to the topic. If you ask grandMa, the Egg came first.
OH THE EGGS!

Matt Harty Apr 17th, 2003 05:06 PM

You can't have a chicken without an egg :lol

The Unseen Apr 17th, 2003 05:11 PM

You can have the chicken egg with out the chicken in the egg unless the chicken is first in which case it is the other way around

That was not suppose to make sense but after reading it twice it does :(

Dr. Phil McGraw Apr 17th, 2003 05:35 PM

Matt Harty, I need you to listen to me right now, it's very important that you listen. Alright? You're listening. What I want you to do is, I want you to shut the fuck up. Just to shut the fuck up. I'm asking you to shut the fuck up. It's very important that you shut the fuck up.

Matt Harty Apr 17th, 2003 05:38 PM

Sorry I wasn't listening. :/

Esuohlim Apr 17th, 2003 06:37 PM

:lol

Dr. Phil is awesome. :)

The Retro Kat Apr 17th, 2003 07:33 PM

I like Brown's chicken. The one by me has history and tastes good.

The history is, a couple years ago, before even my high school days, two kids shot up the place and stole very little money. They were just caught this year.

....thus meaning, the chicken came first.

Johannas Apr 17th, 2003 08:54 PM

I think that Dr. Phil is Dr. Drew's character...wait a minute, Dr. Drew is a character.....who is the evil-doer behind these evil doctors??

oh, btw glowbelly, :love

A Fucking HUGE Cock Apr 17th, 2003 09:55 PM

Johannas did the

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to me just a few minutes ago.

Skulhedface Apr 18th, 2003 12:34 AM

Thanks to KellyChaos, I can never watch Woody Woodpecker cartoons without worrying about some maniacal, dreadlocked extraterrestrial.

kellychaos Apr 18th, 2003 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
More like the sound a woodpecker makes when pecking wood, you fucking retard.

So the "Predator" was merely pecking wood? Jeesh! :/ That's not scary at all. Thanks, Matt. :) I can sleep much better now. :/

P.S. Just for being such a good cat woman, I'm going to come over to your house before bedtime, tuck you in and "tea bag" you. Nighty night. :)


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