I-Mockery MMORPG (Correct Board?)
 

If there was an I-Mockery MMORPG, what would you like to have in it? Obviously the Wacky Space Goggles and the Pickle Hat, but what else. How about Bwain? DDAAF? Uhh... I dunno, Sane Christian Video Gamers Against Jack Thompson's Lies? What exactly would be cool to have in it?

Are you asking because you're going to attempt to make one or is this merely for the sake of conversation?

The former. I've got a basic engine ready.

Obviously, I can't draw.

EDIT: Never use PhotoBucket. I doesn't even display a 32k .PNG file. :P

EDIT2: The bottom bar, "The Health Point/Mockery Point" bar, uses the CL7 vitural console's bar2map feature. The Bar above that is a text bar (text2map), with myself, logged in as "Guest", saying the infamous phrase, "Hello world!". They sortta "stack" on each other; if you've ever played Operation Flashpoint, you'll know what I mean. Clothes can be equiped into different slots, like the Wacky Space Goggles and Pickle Hat. That's something I programed in for this game. Anyway, I started this game today, so I'd say I'm doing good enough for a newbie.

I'd say do a half life mod of the I-mock forums
there would only ever be 5 people active on the one server at any given time Except when its past midnight and theres only 3, making teams unbalanced. Weapons could consist of thesauruses, broken bits of OaO's masculinity and pickles, Goggle Lasers, special pickle man power ups with maps taking place inside various minimocks and mockeries sites.

I don't own Half-Life, just Renegade, and CnC just isn't CnC without RTS. :P Anyway, I was thinking of using the (mini-)mocks and shorts as locations for the thing.

Put me in it too

Yeah, me too. Make my class Sexyguy69

And dont forget Jonathan Clement.

So now we can get mocked to death by Chojin 24/7/365!? YAAAAAY!

Esuohlim, DeadKennedys, you guys wanna be, like, bosses or something?

Anyway, I finished the Ol' #23 "senario", but I have no clue what you should get for killing the following: Mr. Gougan, Jack, Stoner boy, Dr. Whats-her-name, and the test guy I added, currently called "Esuohlim". Come to think of it, maybe I'll give Stoner boy a can of Bwain.

Anyway, the game's HP/MP system works sorta differently than the traditional Byond MMORPG; HP does mean helath, but MP means Mockery Points, which determine your attack's strength, but you lose one MP every time you attack. Every time you kill an enemy/ally/guy-who-doesn't-have-negative-1-HP-which-makes-him-invincible, you MP and max MP increase. Note that if the enemy's HP and max HP are 10 and you have 21 (glitch makes it so if you have 0 HP, you still live) MP, you kill them twice over meaning your MP is: mp-1+(1*deaths) = 21-1+(1*2)

I tried really hard to make the system fun and not require too much grinding. :P

I totally have to be a recurring character whom you grown to fucking hate by the end of the game. Like a traveling merchant who always tries to agree with everything you say regardless of my original statements.

I'll be the currency. An iron shield costs you seventy esuohlims.

I guess I could be a dwarf

Also don't forget to incorporate the fact that the exchange rate is one esuohlim for every 900 million american dollars

And that an esuohlim is a 40-pound coin so your character can't carry too many at once.

It sounds like a fun game though!

What's funny about my system is that shields gives you HP when worn, but take away HP when unworn. :P Also, if you have 1 HP without a shield, 19 of with, say your wearing it and you get your but kicked. You now die, and start with 1HP despite still wearing the shield. Of course, with my system, you get counted as killing yourself x18, so you gain 18 max MP. Course, MP doesn't heal unless you drink Bwain, so far. :P Though you'll be able to buy it from Stoner boy (Ol' #23) for 10 MP, eventually. Bwain gives you +100 max HP, and max MP and raises you HP and MP to their respective maxes, so that proves Stoner boy is really stoned.

Also, an iron shield costs 99 MP and ^70 (Mockland Esuohlims, not to be confused with Berlinlandstan Carrets). Also, you can only carry the larger of ^HP/MP and ^MP/HP, so you start off carrying ^10 at a time.

Also, the only way to get ^ is to beat either Dr. whats-her-name or, well, you, Esuohlim. Your the boss of "area", which is called "area" because I'm haven't filled the other 50% of the map. Also, not a glitch, but a feature, if someone knocks you to exactly -1 HP, you can't attack nor can you be attacked. The only guy to have this in the game so far is Nerd boy; you can slaughter everyone else.

EDIT: Anyone have any favorite mocks? So far I have these:

Ol' #23 (Entire Area)
How To Achive Godliness With A Picle Hat (Helm; Note that Helms are useless in this game. :P)
Thumb Warriors (2 Items that are equipted to slot [Thumb])
The Greatest Comercial Ever! (I food item, Bwain; Note Bwain is basicialy like Orange Huffable Kittens; Also note I've been from PC -> Acmlm's Board -> Starmen.net -> Renegade Fourms -> Here, (rarely ending goodly) with other places along the way)
Null (As that guy from Red Eye: I started recently for Pete's sake. What do you want from me? How about a brand new car and a pair of fuzzy Hello Kitty slippers?)

Also, I'll mention reight now I'm related to Erwin Rommel and one of the guys who signed the Declaration of Independence. Why? Because, I was wondering how to find a way to KILL Hitler in this game. Why? Goto Wikipedia and search for Forced Suicide of Erwin Rommel. Also, I want to put him on trial before I (or someone else, doesn't matter too much) kill him. Why? Because Erwin was going to put him on trial. Infact, I think I'm going to make a fan mini-mock to that extent.

Well, this is some random programmer, signing off!

Ohhh, Put me in.

Oh hell yes.

I could humbly be the arch evil of the game :x

A 'yggdrasill' shoud be a drink in the game ok?

You could be the village idiot!

I would be the flat, two-dimensional shop keeper.

I think a flamboyant sexually confused tavern keeper is in order here!

i would be the guy that does things or something

mmorpgs are for people with a greater than 4:1 acne:regular skin ratio

Could there be an obscure (at the least) reference to me?