OLD OLD OLD
 

Well, not really. I'm 27 today. :party
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The cigar boss

happy birthday...

I'm tempted to add "old man", but I'm only a year and a few months behind you.

welcome to comfortably not being one of "those damn kids" anyway.

Happy Birthday, Sam, you bologna pimp, you.[/quote]

Happy Birthday! :)

Happy Birthday, Sam!

We need a birthdays forum :D

Happy B-day to you
Happy B-day to you
Happy B-day dear spaaaad
Happy B-day to you


:rock :rock

yo, happy B-day.

hbd

My little brother turns 16 today. :(

Try to have a happy birthday anyway. :(

My aunt turned 32 yesterday, and we made her feel better about it by singing "Happy Birthday" and giving her a huge cake with candles and everything.

Cheerio, old bean. :posh

Happy birthday.

DRIVING!!!!! MUAH HAHAHAHAHA

Congratulations, fetus.




Because that's what twenty seven is. A God damn upright fetus, goin' to work and watchin' TV and gettin' married but still JUST A PULEING LITTLE FETUS! OH! OH! I'M SO SORRY A BABY RATTLE IS OVERFUCKING STIMULATING YOU, YOU WRINKLED, HOT PINK FETUS!





I'm wasting my breath, but it's a fucking 30G downhill roller coaster ride from here on in.


Many happey returns.

I dont like you :( sorry

you're finally catching up with me, sspad ;) we will be the same age for just over a month.

have a fine one!

Have a drink and put it on my tab, my good man! Happy birthday!

I better fucking see you up here this August! >:

Thanks, all! :)

Especially Max. Because he made me smile. Well, if you can count a death-grimace induced by fear and a sudden panic attack which is filled with time-lapse visions of my waist expanding and my hair retreating as a smile.

I'm sorry, the roaring sound of my arteries hardening made me lose my train of thought.
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Honda XRM specifications

Oh, hell, it's not all bad. Loosing my hearing is GREAT. Now I no longer have to make the effort to pretend I'm loosing my hearing.

Happy Birthday

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