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Jeanette X May 10th, 2003 02:27 PM

Post NUDE!
 
I just got out the shower, and as I type this, I am TOTALLY NUDE!
I feel so free! Everyone, liberate yourselves from the shackles of clothing! Do not conform to the standards of our repressive society! Use the Internet as God made you! Be free! POST NUDE! :boob :boob

Born free...free as the wind blows...:)

Esuohlim May 10th, 2003 02:39 PM

PICTURES >:

Jeanette X May 10th, 2003 02:40 PM

No peektures. No webcam, no website, no scanner. :)
So no wank.

kellychaos May 10th, 2003 02:41 PM

HORNY GOAT WOMAN >:

FS May 10th, 2003 02:42 PM

I always post nude. It gives my posts that extra "zing".

Jeanette X May 10th, 2003 02:43 PM

Tsk. Nudism isn't about sex. Its about nature. Its about being free and comfterable with your body.
Its also about the pleasant sensation of the air conditioner wafting up my cooze. :)

Esuohlim May 10th, 2003 02:46 PM

If the news shows someone getting arrested for stripping in an Internet Café, you are to blame. :(

Spectre X May 10th, 2003 02:46 PM

I am always nude underneath my clothing.

Jeanette X May 10th, 2003 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
If the news shows someone getting arrested for stripping in an Internet Café, you are to blame. :(

:lol Thats the funniest thing I've heard on this board in a long time! Thanks!

Captain Robo May 10th, 2003 02:52 PM

Quote:

Tsk. Nudism isn't about sex. Its about nature. Its about being free and comfterable with your body.
Its also about the pleasant sensation of the air conditioner wafting up my cooze.
Nudism is about skipping the "take your clothes off" part of rape >:

AChimp May 10th, 2003 03:03 PM

I always post in the nude. :rolleyes

mburbank May 10th, 2003 03:25 PM

I try to never, ever be totally nude. Not even in the tub. It's just too scary.

Spectre X May 10th, 2003 03:33 PM

that's because the scary toenail-clipper-pirhanas will eat your private aprts, isn't it?

ziggytrix May 10th, 2003 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Tsk. Nudism isn't about sex. Its about nature.


but nature is all about some sex...

Captain Robo May 10th, 2003 03:46 PM

that's because the scary toenail-clipper-pirhanas will eat your private aprts, isn't it?

Cap'n Crunch May 10th, 2003 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank
I try to never, ever be totally nude. Not even in the tub. It's just too scary.

Do you wear your bathing suit? I did that when I went on a camping trip a while ago. All the gays tried to peek through my curtain. :/

James May 10th, 2003 05:58 PM

I always post while masturbating. Knowing that pretty girls and funny men are going to read my posts without knowing that I posted it while masturbating gets me turns on, so I masturbate while posting.

dj bastard May 10th, 2003 06:02 PM

wtf
 
wtf is the point in getting naked if it aint for sex.
ps, fuck off jamesman you bastard.

mburbank May 10th, 2003 06:11 PM

A bathing suit is a good idea. I have been using tin foil and rubber bands. And I am not scared of anything beside the nudity itself.

Skulhedface May 10th, 2003 06:52 PM

STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES!

mburbank May 10th, 2003 07:22 PM

those aren't my eyes

Cap'n Crunch May 10th, 2003 08:05 PM

Hey Max, can I quote you on that rubber band thing? That was the funniest thing I read in a while.

Esuohlim May 10th, 2003 08:26 PM

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NINJA TURTLES? >:

Russo May 10th, 2003 08:27 PM

fuck you!

Cap'n Crunch May 10th, 2003 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NINJA TURTLES? >:

None of your posts acutually make sense anymore.


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