Can we ban people who just post to raise thier post counts?
 

See: Captain Crunch

Did you post that just to raise your post count?

WHY I OUGHTA

That reply was so useless, does anybody agree with me?

I'd agree but then my post agreeing would be useless and then I would look silly and then I would be a sad, silly boy.

wtf

Totally, dude.

Noob3 could have raised his count by doing an endless foray on female body parts to go with his Vagina's are ugly. He could have done subjects like :

Could a nipple poke your eye out?
Big lips and why I fear head
How did the term hoop come about?
Pubic hair in my teeth, should I floss?
Mentioning my internet nickname, a turn off to the ladies or not?

Yeah noob3 is not a man

Speaking of post counts, I refuse to be the first loser here that reaches 2000. I was post-happy at the beginning but I've really cut back and bit my tongue a lot of times, so that I've only made 2-6 posts a day.

Max appears to be the closest. Max, you need to make 200 replies today. Then I'll be your best friend.

woah

Can we ban people that I don't like?

maybe if you paid more attention to being yourself than worrying about who thinks you're a loser, you wouldn't be such a loser, jamesman.

i wanna ban mock cos hes no fun anymore, lets pension him off and replace him with some ornamental fencing.

Why would someone care about their post count?

oh

To get da biznitches, of course. Nothing, and I repeat, NOTHING turns on a harpy like saying, "Hey, I gots 1800 posts on the I-Mock forum. Wanna fuck?"

...

It breaks my withered heart to see the youth of today demanding the censorship I so fought against when I still had all my own teeth.

The thread of this announcement the shitty of substance and is good, is not. This board is the homosexual love.

It's nice that you stick around to enjoy it.

That had returned very bad, you selected last obvious during the impact ball kept.