Ash Impersonations
 

Well, since I'm here, let's do Ash as well.
If you come to I-Mockery :imock and don't know about the Evil Dead movies :fu

Hail to the King, Baby.

Notice how Duke Nukem ripped this quote off.

damn you squid I JUST watched Evil Dead 2 and was gonna post that. ARGH

"This, is my boomstick!"

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking nerds.

That was just pillow-talk baby . .

You ain't runnin' but two things now. Jack, & Shit, and Jack left town.
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You're turning Evil Dead into Monty Python. Seriously, shut the fuck up.

Re: Ash Impersonations
 

If you come to I-Mockery :imock and instantly act like you've been accepted or that people will give a shit about anything you say :fu

There's no quoting this shit because anyone other than Bruce Campbell sounds like a fucking douche struggling to get out, but feel free to crap on your friends with it, I'm sure they love it.

How is Evil Dead not like Monty Python? Army of Darkness has plenty of silly humor in it. I'm not trying to be accepted, because I don't expect it from part time ultra-conservatives with guilty pleasures that jump on any bandwagon whose comebacks are limited to STFU.

Shop smart, S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!!!!!

YOU FUCKING DUMBASS YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING POINT HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE >:
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DONT YELL AT HIM IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE HIM BURST INTO TEARS AND QUOTES AT THE SAME TIME :lol

Oh I do. He thinks acting like a dumbass will somehow make his penis bigger. I'm not impressed. Maybe now he'll start acting black, who knows?

Define "BURST INTO... QUOTES"
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:rolleyes
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WWAAAHHH NI WWWAAAAHHH S-MART WWAAAHHH :lol :lol :lol

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Where the fuck did "NI" come from. Start a Monty Python Impersonation thread if you wish.

You'd best watch your manners. Paul might round up the other 137 Pauls and it would be lights out for your ass.

I'M-A FORGET YOU TYPED THAT AND LET YOU REALIZE I BEAT THE VERBAL SHIT OUT OF THIS FUCKER

The other Pauls are all in my head. :)

Yawn... Enough for today.

I'm sure you don't get the point because you quote Monty Python with your drama club friends over and over.

SEE, the point I'm trying to make is that when you sit around referencing this shit over and over and won't shut the fuck up about it, you make it annoying for other people. MONTY PYTHON, is a perfect example of this. Drama Club assholes quote it with bad british accents so much that people assume Monty Python sucks without watching it. Take this article for example:

http://www.secret-passage.com/secret/pythonesque.html

You are turning EVIL DEAD into this by doing the same thing that Python geeks have done to monty python.

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND NOW???

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