Your goal in life.
 

Mine is now a 73" tv.

Fuck being happy or making money or making a difference, I want the biggest damn tv I can get >:

To have a 54 inch penis >:

To own two cars of my dream, Volkswagon GTI VR6 and a Subaru Impreza WRX STi stationwagon.

Of course, I already own one of those. :)

oh, and a house with swimming pool in the backyard. I don't care how big the house is, it's got to have a pool.

My goal in life is to dance, dance, dance!!! :party

I wanna die leaving some sort of stupid heirloom to one of my kids to pass along, just for the hell of it. Maybe a "Mystic Staple" or a "Holy #2 Pencil". I dunno, when i'm senile, i'll think of something. I'd probably make people sleep in a haunted house for my posessions, too.

To take as many motherfuckers down with me as I can >:

I just want to make a web site.

Someday I'll reach for that dream. And that dream will then file a sexual harassment suit. :tear

Websites are for chumps. Don't be a chump. >:

My goal in life is to invent a time machine so I can go back in time to when I was a kid and molest myself. I want to see myself wake up and see the look on my face when I see a grown-up version of myself sucking on my own scrotum. That's the kind of thing that would fuck someone up so badly, they would want to invent a time machine so they could go back in time to molest themselves.

Chumps. >:

I want to outlive every single person that I hate! I'll be 121! Mwa ha ha ha!
My Great-Grandpa Wilfred lived to be 103. Death was too afraid to go near him, because Wilfred would beat him up.

my goal in life is to watch pokemon with crappy swedish voices and laugh.

Les that really wasn't you from the futurer, That's just what you uncle told you.
My Goal is to give the world a coke, then take it back, & make 'em cry.
Or maybe just a giant robot to crush my foes...

I'd like to beat some people till you can trust in what they say >:

I WANNA ROCK!!

No its still the giant tv.

To start a cult. We would whorship Sean Connery and kill Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan, and whoever was that other fucker who played james bond. >:

I want to be turned into a pizza. Then all everyone I would know would be invited to a pizza party. My inheritance would be determined by the amount of pizza eaten after they were told about the pizza.

Cause a species to become extinct.

I would like to own a house far away from people and have a trampoline and a tire swing in the backyard. I've always wanted a trampoline of my own. Graduating would be nice too....

My great-great grandmother lived until she was 100, my great grandmother until she was 95 and my grandmother is still going strong so I think I might be around for awhile.

This thread makes me wish Chagroth were still around.

For me, an English muffin would be nice.

put my brain into a giant robot, to live forever. After I take over the world or the moon or maybe just piss off more texans.

To start a TV show and then intentionally get it kicked off the air and banned from all television.

It worked with "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper"

Heh, :( .

Well, I want to hit the lottery and become a millionaire.

I might want to start a band if I have time to learn guitar.

But see I am REALLY gonna buy this tv, as soon as I get a real job. Then my life will be complete.


Or will it??

to kill the acter who voice-overs sponge-bob.. :|

she thinks she missed the train to mars...