The Cap'n Crunch Fundraiser Thread
 

This thread is dedicated to one of the more sensitive matters of today. For just a few cents from each of you, we could refund the money Crunch's parents have lovingly spent to gain him the falsely-perceived community status he enjoys today. At the Chojin Foundation for the Purging of Mirthless Sychophants, we seek to remove whatever contribution Crunch has made that apparently ingenders his right to stalk anyone of relative importance and bring ruin to threads previously based on humor.

Here's my .25 in.

I donated 34 cents How much did his parents pay? Like 5 bucks?

I'll donate a condom ( unused ) and a paper clip cause that's all I have :(

I hadn't anticipated that people would see the words 'Cap'n Crunch' and reflexively tune it out.

WE ARE STILL ACCEPTING DONATIONS! FOR ONLY A FEW CENTS A DAY YOU CAN HELP RIGHT A GREAT WRONG. THESE SENSES OF HUMOR NEVER HAD A CHANCE, AND NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO ELIMINATE THEIR OPPRESSOR.

Tell me how much you need and you got it. :O

indeed. money is no object when a worthy cause is involved!

I've heard that it's at least ten bucks. But this is an open-ended charity that can turn its attention to other notable causes, should they arise.

Thanks for the fundraiser. :(
Do you have an Snickers or something that you could sell?

I think you should rearrange your daily schedule so you can make room for an extra seven hours of SHUTTING UP.

:lol This thread is EVIL

do you accept paypal?

Who would have figured that Crunch would sheepishly 'play along' when a senior board member starts on him?

WHO INDEED

Seriously? Chad? None of us like you. Most of us have blocked you and do our level best to ignore you. We would have said something earlier, but we kinda figured your journey of discovery was going to end about a month ago, and by itself fortify you with the knowledge that we all hate you. On a personal level, your clingy bids for acceptance make me want to mix gasoline with your fabric softener, ambush you after you do the laundry, and waylay you about the chest and pants until you ignite.

Sincerely,
A concerned community member.

Oh snap.

Oh snap indeed.

Chad? LOL.

Shut up Kurodo

whats more prefered, cash, check, or Jin?

You don't even have to donate money. Anything that shows your dedication.

Although Jin is preferred :love

I too am dedicated to such an honorable cause.

In new fundraiser news...

You bastard! I didn't write those last 2 sentences. >: >: >:

MY GOD

WHAT WOULD IT TAKE?

I'm not bothered by Crunch. :(

I am bothered by Captain Robo, though. >:

Evil Robot already scored him. We're going in order here.

Crunch, do you have any dead relatives I can make fun of?

I thought it was for the cereal captian crunch.

Y'know maybe he needs money after being sued when he'd ram his ship through those walls in the commercial like they'd magically re-appear. That guys freaking messed up, him and his beached ship breaking someone elses property just to brainwash thier kids.

He will get none of my money.

But since thats not the case; I think you shouldn't do something like this to someone who, in my opinion, hasn't really done any wrong.

That's because you're almost as ghey as he is, fuckship.