Noob3's Diary
 

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3:59, June 10th

It's hot, I can shake my head like a dog. Shit is going to start melting. I need a haircut. My eyes burn. It's 4:00 now, although my clock may be wrong. It probably is. My room smells funny, stupid room.

4:04

I IMed Chojin about my new awsome diary, he yelled at me about already reading it or something. I drank all of my Coca Cola .5 liter bottle. I'd get another out of the fridge, but it's too hot to get up. Maybe if I'll get a hot pocket, too. Yeah, that'd make the trip worthwhile. Eyes still burn.

4:06 Edited thread twice, actually once. But I'm editing again now, so.

it's 5:07 >:

4:07

Going to kitchen, be back later, guys!

4:13

Expressed diary thread regrets to Chojin over AIM, Chojin reassured awsomeness of diary thread. Hot Pocket I made is delicious.

4:20

It's actually 4:19, but I thought updating as 4:20 would be funnier. Because, like, that's when people smoke marijuana. Donated 34 cents to Chojin's cause, you should too. Okay, now it's 4:20.

4:27

I don't think I can finish this hot pocket, It's a BBQ one. And I usually like them, but not today.

Mood - Squimish
Music - Dead Kennedys - Police Truck

4:32

Okay, I ate all of the Hot Pocket. Now I feel fat.

Mood - Dissapointed, fat.
Music - Jesus Lizard - Boilermaker

I can't find Jesus Lizard on kazaa :(. Wtf?

4:35

Sister yelled at me, "Your music sucks, turn it down". She also made me open a salsa jar, which I opened after a slight struggle.

Mood - Girly
Music - Modest Mouse - Interstate 8

wow, you havent mentioned kidnapping renee and bringing her out to boring-ass okla-fuckin-homoa.
stalker.

Can't you see he already has a full schedule planned today?

6:58

Oklahoma sure is exciting, I sure would like to kidnap somone and bring them here. Not much has happened since my last journal entry.

Mood - Excited.
Music - Big Black - Texas

7:18

These $5.00 Wal-Mart flip flops hurt my toes, and I am out of soda.

Mood - Sad, Jittery.
Music - Aesop Rock - Labor

Target has flipflops for $2.

I've always wanted to say this, but...

Noobalicious

3:30

I need to be asleep, I want to be asleep. I like being up late, but I don't like waking up 12-3. I also don't like waking up in the morning, which is the most boreingest thing ever in the summer. I'm eating a Yoplait "Original", Strawberry Cheesecake. It's good. I love yogurt. It's still hot. Not the yogurt! My room, the yogurt is cool and equally yummy.

Mood - Bored, restless.
Music - HBO white noise, omg a Feature Presentation. It's rated R. For violence, nudity, adult content & adult language. I didn't catch it's name, though. The beggining scene has some druggies. I just got done watching some lame-o movie where it plays the song that has the same name as the movie in the credits. Needless to say, that movie sucked.

3:34

This movie sucks.

3:38

Random prostitute in movie had cute hair, although I think that was at 3:37.

3:49

Tripped on house fan turning up TV volume, I don't have a remote. I only turned up the volume because I think it's a murder mystery, a cheesy murder mystery at that. And I like murders, and mystery. Threw away yogurt cup, put spoon in the sink. The main girl in the film is ugly, her face looks sunken in. Like a zombie's head, she has a pretty nasty hair-do, too. And some guy keeps saying she is "beautiful", it's the guy who was the horror-geek from Scream. I think.

4:46

I was going to draw a picture of the zombie rat woman, but I remembered my monitor was broken and I can't distinguish the colors in the color palet, so.

Mood - Sad :(

4:59

Day recap - Sat around in my hole.

5:44

I thought I saw a monster in my window. It wasn't a monster.

awww
 

noob.. i love your journal.. its just wonderful :)