I love myself and I get lots of chicks
 

And the chicks I get are pretty cool, smart, funny, and attractive. I used to just think they wanted me for my clean cut good looks and all my money, but even on Halloween, when I was wearing gore effects and driving a hearse, lots of chicks still seemed to want to hang out with me. Why is it? Perhaps it's because I'm so happy and always having a good time. Perhaps it's because I just really love women and that shows. They say it's because I'm so kind and generous and really thoughtful. I don't like to buy affection and I don't like shallow people, so I tend to meet a lot of women on the internet, where I connect with them on the basis of my winning personality. I do try to be thoughtful though and always send cards out for birthdays. It's a small thing, but hey, it's important to acknowledge chicks.






Because then they throw lots of pussy at me.

Pussies are sharp :<

Johnny, you my friend, are a pimp.

HICK MAN YOU MY FRIEND ARE A GIMP

PROTOCLOWN YOU WALK WITH A LIMP

THE NEXT POST HAD BETTER BE FROM ACHIMP

Werd. ;)

:standingovation

I heart rhyme jokes :(

-willie

Johnny, I think the ladies think you are a homosexual.
Or hot and usable.
Will you touch my erectum????

I didn't mean to start that BULLSHIT :(

Well you did so get OVER IT

It was fun, you have to ADMIT

that Johnny Horton isn't FIT

blah blah blah blah TIT

GOD DAMMIT

IF THE GLOVE DOES NOT FIT, YOU MUST AQUIT

MY MOTHER THREW A FIT

Grazzt ruined IT

Everyone can go home now

siugh

Don't get in a snit ... stay and sit.

CUT IT THE FUCK OUT

LOOK, YOU MADE PROTO SHOUT

He doesn't have to POUT!