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Geggy Jun 25th, 2003 12:24 PM

Smoking
 
I never understood the point of smoking cigerettes. For those who do smoke, please do enlighten me on why you smoke cigerettes.

IMO, smoking is for the nervous wrecks.

soundtest Jun 25th, 2003 12:49 PM

I've never understood crackheads. Some of them actually SUCK DICK for the stuff. I mean... why don't they just quit?

Sethomas Jun 25th, 2003 12:57 PM

I smoke a pipe and a hookah. It gets me sex.

Protoclown Jun 25th, 2003 01:12 PM

I DARE to stay off of drugs! :thumbsup

Bennett Jun 25th, 2003 03:33 PM

http://www.theonion.com/onion3110/smokeanything.html

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2003 03:36 PM

I've never smoked. I never plan on doing so, either. I heard it does give you the secks, though. :(

HickMan Jun 25th, 2003 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Protoclown
I DARE to stay off of drugs! :thumbsup

Remember, it's all about self-esteem. ;)

FartinMowler Jun 25th, 2003 05:15 PM

It's addictive....some people drink coke or coffee or eat chocolate or chew gum or bite there nails or many things that keeps there little brains occupied when bored.

Grim Symphony Jun 26th, 2003 01:59 PM

Ive been smoking for a while now, and its sort of a comfort thing. Upset? light a smoke. Nervous? It keeps your hands busy. Just had sex? Well that is just enjoyable.

sspadowsky Jun 26th, 2003 02:08 PM

If you're gonna do it, do it and then quit while you're young.

I don't miss it. I smoked for eight years or so. It used to be a comfort thing. But I've found that breathing is comfortable too.

Over the last year, I'd smoke if I was at a bar, maybe once a month or so, but that was it. A few weeks ago, I was a little tipsy, and, on a whim, took a drag off someone's cig. I almost threw up. Haven't had the slightest desire since. :puke
________
Big Tits live

SLjimbo Jun 26th, 2003 05:07 PM

While I'm glad to be a non-smoker, those Truth.com ads are nothing but a waste of space. >:

Rongi Jun 26th, 2003 11:11 PM

My entire family use to smoke or still smokes except me. I'm such a pussy :(

AChimp Jun 26th, 2003 11:20 PM

If I smoked I would probably die because of my asthma. I will be forever uncool. :(

Jeanette X Jun 27th, 2003 12:03 AM

"Mind if I smoke?""No, mind if I fart?"

The Retro Kat Jun 27th, 2003 12:19 AM

Cigarettes suck. They taste horrible to me. So do cigars. I guess I'm not too big of a tabacco fan, there are so much better things to smoke, like the big M....

Mint. Or Pot.

Dole Jun 27th, 2003 03:24 AM

1) Its fun
2) Its a taste sensation
3) You automatically look more sophisticated
4) and a lot tougher
5) and cooler
6) great way to use up all that useless money you have lying around

Cap'n Crunch Jun 27th, 2003 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
If I smoked I would probably die because of my asthma. I will be forever uncool. :(

You too, huh. :(
I wanted to be cool; smoke like the Fonz. HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Professor Cool Jun 27th, 2003 03:43 AM

I use to sell kids cigarettes back in my school days, i made alot of cash. Never really smoked myself though, then i would have nothing to sell.


Yes, I am going to hell.

The_voice_of_reason Jun 27th, 2003 03:59 AM

I remember my granpa telling me about how smoking used to be good. He was in the army and they would ration them cigarettes. I mean if you are going to have one group of people you don't want bent over weezing every time they exert themselves it would be soldiers.

Sparticus Beef Roaster Jun 27th, 2003 04:16 AM

I hate cigarettes. I personally find not one thing good about them. And for the people on this board, who see this reply and smoke cigarettes, I have one question for you: What gave you the desire to carry cancer in a white and red box with you every day?

Sparticus Beef Roaster Jun 27th, 2003 04:18 AM

And Dole, you don't look tougher for smoking cigarettes, nor do you look more sophisticated. You look like a sorry excuse for a human being that loves having bad breath and has Tic-Tacs as it's worst enemy.

Dole Jun 27th, 2003 04:30 AM

Here is a clue: its the lowest form of wit, and rhymes with 'car spasm'.

Jixby Phillips Jun 27th, 2003 04:32 AM

I smoked once and it was fantastic. And it's cool, too.

I plan to only smoke for press conferences or publicity appearances from now on though. If I hosted a talk show I would smoke, and make all my guests smoke. and the audience. the audience would smoke.

kahljorn Jun 27th, 2003 04:41 AM

Those who didn't smoke would be publically executed by means of the lethal-second-hand-smoke chamber.

I don't smoke cigarettes. I hate the taste. I get no excitement from them. Sometimes I smoke beedees, but they taste good. Other smokeable objects also veg in my capitol.

Jixby Phillips Jun 27th, 2003 06:53 AM

Tell it to your vagina, you virgin.

Daphne Jun 27th, 2003 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparticus Beef Roaster
I have one question for you: What gave you the desire to carry cancer in a white and red box with you every day?

Why to throw at self-righteous fucklips like you!

I hate preachy non-smokers, you make me want to take up smoking again and then blow shit into your face. Get your own life and leave people to their vices.

kellychaos Jun 27th, 2003 11:09 AM

For the most part, the preachiest non-smokers are those that quit smoking. I'm a former smoker but my motto is "Live and let die". Whateva.

The Fonz never smoked! >:

Darryl Jun 28th, 2003 06:15 PM

I used to smoke, and I loved it. I would quit for a few months, but then take it up again for whatever reason. When I joined my band a few months ago, I started up again. All five other band members smoked. I got bronchitus(sp?) AGAIN. And since I don't have health insurance, I quit. For good. It just sucks that I come home smelling like it three nights a week. :(

Now I just hate smelling it because I associate smoke with getting sick.

Looking back, I got sick A LOT when I smoked. Bronchitus once or twice a year...

The Retro Kat Jun 28th, 2003 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparticus Beef Roaster
I hate cigarettes. I personally find not one thing good about them. And for the people on this board, who see this reply and smoke cigarettes, I have one question for you: What gave you the desire to carry cancer in a white and red box with you every day?


I BET YOU LOVE JESUS!

kahljorn Jun 28th, 2003 08:28 PM

Smoke crack and crystal, it's the safest alternative. You get that sweet chemical taste without the coughing and hacking. It feels so light and fluffy. And it doesn't smell. Problem(s) solved.

The Retro Kat Jun 29th, 2003 12:40 AM

Where the fuck did you come from, and why?

kahljorn Jun 29th, 2003 12:43 AM

I came from the land of fluffy white. I came because it was not fluffy here. Fluff fluff.

Jeanette X Jun 29th, 2003 12:46 AM

You know whats odd? At the store I work at, we sell tobacco. And the tobacco actually smells rather nice when it is all dry and just in the package. But when its lit up, it smells terrible.

The Retro Kat Jun 29th, 2003 12:50 AM

I like the smell but hate the taste.

Rongi Jun 29th, 2003 02:48 AM

I love the smell of gasoline :(

Esuohlim Jun 29th, 2003 02:49 AM

If I was an asshole I would say "That explains a lot".

But, being the non-asshole that I am, I am going to say "Me too :("

McClain Jun 29th, 2003 03:11 AM

I miss cigarettes. I'm not going through withdrawal, but I get the occasional craving. It's not as bad as I thought... It's more of the "idea" of having a cigarette. Driving with the top down, listening to a good Radiohead song and puffing the grit. I miss that so.

kahljorn Jun 29th, 2003 03:15 AM

didn't radiohead just come out with a new CD? Oh wait, I'm off topic.

McClain Jun 29th, 2003 03:26 AM

Yes. It's good. Like a cigarette. Hand in hand.

Rev. Danno Jun 29th, 2003 03:42 AM

I smoke, I wish I didn't...
Peopel used to ask me." why do you smoke?..." I'd explain my life, & then most would resond something like, "Jeez... I'm suprized you're not on junk, or crack!"
I wish I din't smoke, but I figure I'll be dead before the cancer getas me, or before I cough up shit.
Oh, & posting anti- smokeing retoric, & and telling smokers not to say why they do it is about as retared as posting "Don't Post Here, or My 100th Posting!"

Rongi Jun 29th, 2003 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McClain
Driving with the top down, listening to a good Radiohead song and puffing the grit. I miss that so.

Me too. Except the smoking part :(. I am such a wuss :(

Schimid Jun 29th, 2003 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno
Oh, & posting anti- smokeing retoric, & and telling smokers not to say why they do it is about as retared as posting "Don't Post Here, or My 100th Posting!"

:lol

AChimp Jun 29th, 2003 05:06 PM

Quote:

Get your own life and leave people to their vices.
Most vices don't invade someone else's life like cigarette smoke does. >:

I have trouble breathing when I'm around people who are smoking for a while. I can stand it for about 10 minutes and then I have to go somewhere else. Either that or lay gasping on the floor.

What about when people smoke around their kids, especially very young children? A few weeks ago at work, a woman came up to the till and asked for a pack of cigarettes while she had her two young daughters with her. As soon as she asked for it, one of the girls asked her why she was going to smoke if the doctor said her sister was allergic to the second-hand smoke. The mother's reply: "Yeah, whatever."

If my boss hadn't been right behind me, I would have told her to fuck herself. >:

kahljorn Jun 29th, 2003 08:11 PM

so, how is that new radiohead album? I have yet to download it, been running low on hard drive space ;(

Geggy Jun 29th, 2003 10:21 PM

I don't understand how one would start smoking if they already know it's hazardous to their health. It's almost like putting your head underneath a lawn mower while trying to figure out why it won't start.

Ok, now this is just fucked up. When I clicked on this thread, an pop up ad for nicorette gum came to the screen. Did anyone else get this?

Rongi Jun 29th, 2003 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
so, how is that new radiohead album? I have yet to download it, been running low on hard drive space ;(

It's good, but it's not their best :(.I'd give in a 7.5/10

noob3 Jun 29th, 2003 11:06 PM

RADIOHEAD? MORE LIKE DEFLATED PENIS

noob3 Jun 29th, 2003 11:07 PM

FAGS

FartinMowler Jun 29th, 2003 11:07 PM

I will give Rongi a 3.5 for his 7.5

Some people may say I am harsh in Rongi's point scale but there really isn't any written review for me to give him a higher score. I rather like Radio head and was actually looking forward to a true written review and critique from Rongi.

Rongi Jun 29th, 2003 11:14 PM

LOL at noob

Sorry Fartin. Someone already reviewed it at the music review site :(

The Retro Kat Jun 29th, 2003 11:18 PM

Well, I just was at a pool hall with a friend and i smoked about 6 cigarettes in 2.5 hours, so, now i can say i love them.

noob3 Jun 29th, 2003 11:20 PM

Cigarettes are great. I mean, I couldn't smoke them consistantly because I'm poor. But having a pack of Newports while downing a bag of pot is great. :cool

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2003 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
I love the smell of gasoline :(

LOL :(

The Retro Kat Jun 29th, 2003 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
Cigarettes are great. I mean, I couldn't smoke them consistantly because I'm poor. But having a pack of Newports while downing a bag of pot is great. :cool


:rock

CastroMotorOil Jun 30th, 2003 01:20 AM

Camel turkish golds are great, as are wides. I only smoke at concerts now though, used to smoke liek a pack a week. then quit. But on the topic of the sweat leaf..... :rock :rock :rock

kahljorn Jun 30th, 2003 02:49 AM

POT IS FOR LOSERS. LOSERS.

ziggytrix Jun 30th, 2003 05:46 AM

Pot is for potheads, loser.

(plant your seeds)

kahljorn Jun 30th, 2003 06:08 AM

YOU'RE A LOSER, POTHEAD. POT IS FOR LOSERS. DONT DRINK AND DRIVE. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

Geggy Jun 30th, 2003 06:39 AM

People who eat pot are way cooler than those who smoke it.

ziggytrix Jun 30th, 2003 07:07 AM

not my words- but they would be if i had thought of them 1st
 
"In parks. On lots. Public flower beds. In remote places. At City Hall.
Wherever. Whenever. Or start a plantation in your closet (but read up on
it first for that). For casual planting, its best to soak them in water for
a day and plant in a bunch of about 5, about half an inch deep. Don't worry
much about the weather, they know when the weather is wrong and will try to
wait for nature. Don't soak them if its wintertime. Seeds are a very
hearty life form and strongly desire to grow and flourish. But some of them
need people's help to get started. Plant your seeds."

kahljorn Jun 30th, 2003 07:09 AM

Don't soak them in water :( Get a damp washcloth, it works better. Just keep it damp.

Geggy Jun 30th, 2003 07:38 AM

That works best for indoor seeds. The best place to plant the outdoor seeds is nearby a pond in the forrest.

Spasmolytic Jul 1st, 2003 05:37 AM

I smoked practically everyday for a few months and then quit... I experienced no withdrawl whatesover. I smoke occasionly because it's relaxing and it's something to keep you occupied while you're taking a break at work. I can't stand smoking now though-- My mouth/throat have nasty taste after i've smoked a few and it doesn't go away for a day or so... fucking nasty.

I could care less if people smoke though, the smell doesn't bother me at all. (I have asthma too)

sadie Jul 1st, 2003 10:18 AM

my dad is extremely anti-smoking, the judgmental-from-hell type. his dad died when my dad was 16, and he blames it on the cigs. everywhere he goes, he's always bitching about the smoke. b&g. constantly.

so, my ex went to pick up our son from my parents' house the other week, and he'd just lit up a cigarette.
"what do you get out of those things?" my dad asked him through the crack in the storm door.
"cancer," my ex told him, as he exhaled right in his face.

it makes me lol. :(

WorthlessLiar Jul 3rd, 2003 06:26 PM

re
 
I think indignant smokers are worse than self righteous non-smokers. The worst thing about smoking is that it makes the world look a bit uglier and dirtier. I hate seeing cigarette butts on the ground. It doesn't bother me at bars/concerts where one expects smoking but I hate seeing the sidewalks lined with cigarette butts. Those of you who love to smoke, do what you want but those of you who want to quit, please do take the effort.

Les Waste Jul 3rd, 2003 07:59 PM

I don't smoke, mainly because my dad is a smoker and has been trying to quit for as long as I can remember. I don't want to spend over twenty years trying to stop doing something. Also, the whole cancer thing.

But I just stay away from regular tobacco. I smoke way too much of the wacky variety. I spent the past six weeks (since the end of the semester) walking around in a pot-smoke cloud, a la Pig Pen from the Peanuts. Except with smoke instead of dirty and odor. It wouldn't have lasted that long, except I made the Dean's List and thought "all right, let's celebrate!"

:(

Rev. Danno Jul 3rd, 2003 08:17 PM

I feel if you smoke, it is your job to pick up butts, even if not yours...
I carry around an Altoids container to put butts in. I also pick up litter on the street, beach, et cetra.
Just because you have a dirty habit doesn't mean you have to be dirty.

ziggytrix Jul 3rd, 2003 09:00 PM

I know excatly what you mean Danno! That's why I only throw butts out of my car when I'm on the freeway, where people aren't allowed to walk. :)

Geggy Jul 4th, 2003 03:08 AM

Good going, ziggy. that means more work for the community service workers.

"Aww, shit, this pick won't pick up the butts. Guess I'll have to use my hands."


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