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Disorder Jun 30th, 2003 08:30 PM
Bollocks
 
I went and got my girlfriend pregnant.

Oh god I have to leave the country or something.

Someone tell me what I should do.

Johnny Horton Jun 30th, 2003 09:41 PM


Hi. I'm a fetus.

I like punk rock and dumpster birthin'.

jin Jun 30th, 2003 09:45 PM
Johnny Horton, you just killed me. :love :love :love

Jeanette X Jun 30th, 2003 10:16 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disorder
I went and got my girlfriend pregnant.

Oh god I have to leave the country or something.

Someone tell me what I should do.
Okay, okay, don't panic. How long has she been pregnant?

Esuohlim Jun 30th, 2003 10:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disorder's Sixth Post
Bye Everybody,

I'm leaving this forum. My health has been of a nag, so I won't be making any posts on here anymore.

Sincerely,

Disorder
DO YOU HAVE AIDS? :eek

:(

Disorder Jun 30th, 2003 10:31 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disorder
I went and got my girlfriend pregnant.

Oh god I have to leave the country or something.

Someone tell me what I should do.
Okay, okay, don't panic. How long has she been pregnant?
I don't know I didn't ask :(

I pretty much just shot out the door

Disorder Jun 30th, 2003 10:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disorder's Sixth Post
Bye Everybody,

I'm leaving this forum. My health has been of a nag, so I won't be making any posts on here anymore.

Sincerely,

Disorder
DO YOU HAVE AIDS? :eek

:(
LOTS. MY FAVORITE ONE DIED LAST WEAK THOUGH.

tell me what I should do now :(:(:(

HickMan Jun 30th, 2003 10:38 PM
Well, she can always have an abortion. :/

Esuohlim Jun 30th, 2003 10:41 PM
You could try not being a goth in a prep's body and take care of the mother and child.

liquidstatik Jun 30th, 2003 10:42 PM
What Esuohlim said :/

Jeanette X Jun 30th, 2003 10:54 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disorder

I don't know I didn't ask :(

I pretty much just shot out the door
Get your ass back in there and take responsibility for your actions.

Esuohlim Jun 30th, 2003 10:57 PM
Jeanette is so awesome. I bet she's the coolest person ever if I knew her in real life. :(

AChimp Jun 30th, 2003 11:11 PM
Why do we bother responding to this stuff? It's completely fake.

Or do you people honestly believe that some guy who just found out his girlfriend is pregnant is going to run out, make an account at I-Mockery and tell everyone about it?

Jeanette X Jun 30th, 2003 11:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Jeanette is so awesome. I bet she's the coolest person ever if I knew her in real life. :(
:bow
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
Why do we bother responding to this stuff? It's completely fake.

Or do you people honestly believe that some guy who just found out his girlfriend is pregnant is going to run out, make an account at I-Mockery and tell everyone about it?
He already had an account.

CaptainBubba Jun 30th, 2003 11:19 PM
KILL HER. :domo

Helm Jul 1st, 2003 12:57 AM
Jeanette X would be even better if she could detect irony.

Jixby Phillips Jul 1st, 2003 05:06 AM
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4487 :lol

AChimp Jul 1st, 2003 10:26 AM
Quote:
He already had an account.
Yeah, with 12 posts!

I'm sure I-Mockery is high on the "oh shit what do I do list" in real events like this for people with 12 posts. :rolleyes


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