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Miss Modular Jun 30th, 2003 10:46 PM

CARSON DALY PROVEN MASSIVE TOOL
 
You know, when even his co-workers can't keep from snarking, you know he's a total loser.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/933021.asp?0bl=-0

LOS ANGELES, June 30 — If one thing can be said about Saturday night’s taping of the inaugural “MTV Bash,” it is that commercial breaks have never been so therapeutic. Practically everyone at the red-hot roast of the network’s biggest name, Carson Daly, made use of the advertising breaks to make amends onstage.

HOST JEFF ROSS was seen apologizing to Nicky Hilton for saying that it’s ironic “two sluts are named after a cheap hotel.”

Sarah Silverman was spotted hugging Jennifer Love Hewitt after letting it rip that she really can’t sing.

But it was Daly who was left with the most wounds to heal at the no-holds-barred “Bash,” where everyone from Britney Spears and Madonna to Nelly and Adam Carolla tossed knives on everything from Daly’s escapades with young starlets (Hewitt and Tara Reid) and strippers to his “kiss-ass” ways.

The result? “I thought I was a nice guy, but I’ve come to realize I’m just a big douche bag,” a charred Daly said.

“Thank you so much for being here, let’s do it next year ... to somebody else.”

NIGhtMAre Jun 30th, 2003 10:57 PM

i never like carson daly. he sucks! :/

Secret Agent Vomit Jun 30th, 2003 11:05 PM

HE NEEDS TO JUST GO JUMP OFF THE MTV BUILDING OR SOMETHING. :rolleyes

Cap'n Crunch Jun 30th, 2003 11:07 PM

THIS NEEDS TO BE IN A DIFFERENT THREAD. :rolleyes

Carson Daly isn't even his real name.

Secret Agent Vomit Jun 30th, 2003 11:49 PM


Jixby Phillips Jul 1st, 2003 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NIGhtMAre
i never like carson daly. he sucks! :/

DUDE! ME TOO! You're perfect for this board, please continue posting :picklehat

kahljorn Jul 1st, 2003 03:15 AM

He has intermittent caps in his name. I worship alternating cap names.

sadie Jul 1st, 2003 09:26 AM

anarchy is totally rad.

Zomboid Jul 1st, 2003 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
anarchy is totally rad.

Ugh. I saw this "I was like this BEFORE avril lavigne, honest" girl at a party one time with a hat with the anarchy symbol on it and it was so fucking lame I groaned aloud (alcohol had gotten to me by that point). I hate people >:


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