Dream Job
 

Whats everyone's dream job?





I want to start a company that plays porn on I Max theaters. I'll call it, "The Cli-Max." It'll be great, 3-D style and shit. Ton's of money from tons of horny bastards. Have a box of Kleenex and a bulk bottle a jergens in each boot (it'll be set up like booths all around. Hell, i can put windows with wipers on them. Itll be so awesome.

I wanna Rule italy with an iron fist. I will have spaghetti, pizza, lasagne, and watever other stereotypical italian dishes i desire. then i shall use my resources to crush other countries
indescriminantly, starting with greece and ending with japan. After conquering most of the freeworld, i will let my gaurd down to move to my sicalian island with my slaves, only to be assasinated in the name of liberty

Ninja. If that doesn't happen, Supervillain. Failing that? Kung Fu master. Failing that? Animator, i suppose.

Something interesting.

I think you should stick with what you know instead.

I'd like to make comedy things and get all payed and shit.

I want to get paid to drink beer, play rpg's, read, & cook.
That or somehow get paid to touch boobs in a non medical way all day... Deep down inside we're all 11 y/o

I wanna be a pastry chef and make delicious desserts ^_^

Trust me Wif., That job sucks... I've done it, It sucks...

I want to be a vet, or failing that, turn my (farm) house into a foster home for unwanted animals.

Blow shit up. Actually a job where they do that. Demolition experts or something. They just place bombs and...BOOM!

Back to reality, probably a movie critic.

I want to invent a REAL proton pack from ghostbusters. Then get paid to shoot stuff in the homes of idiots who think their house is haunted.

Yeeaah!!

I WANT TO BE HIRED TO BEAT UP MIKE >: >: >:

:P

I wanna be the guy that gasses unwanted babies.

my dream job involves people paying me large amounts of money to travel the world and write stories about the people i meet and the places i explore.

:ninja

that should be an actual emotion

Quality assurance inspector for the Miller Brewing Company, considering that I'm close to Milwaukee, beer capital of the free world. :rock

Aside from that, grim reaper or rock star.

Get paid to draw stuff.

Rockstar.. yeeeah!

Or else that job when you test new beds and stuff... but I guess you only find that in Duckborg :/

that jus makes them unedible

I want to be the guy who gives the final say on commercials... You know, whether they make the cut or not. I'd canx so many of those fuckers!

I'd also like to sit around all day and fix NES's and games.

I'm going to be a gypsy fiddler. It's true that I'm not a gypsy, but I'll play like one and no one will care if I am a true gypsy or not.

id like to have a job catching $100 bills people throw at me :)