DAy 5
 

Five days since I had a smoke and I want to poke my eye out with a fondue fork.

I FUCKING HOPE TO GOD THAT YOU FORESAW WHAT THIS THREAD WAS GOING TO TURN INTO.

Esuohlim :( got a smoke?

Only Day 2 for me and I've already told this friend I want to have sex with to fuck off.

:huh

"on tha 5th day He rose again"

u just hafta have faith in the Good Book, F*rtin :)

Please say a prayer for me feelgood :)

I feel your pain, Fartin

2 hours, biaches.

I AGREE

*shrugz shoulderz*

Today was tough being Friday.. :/ Just looked at the clock and it said 444 (soundtest should know what that means) good omen or bad?

WHY THE FUCK EVEN SMOKE IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO QUIT SOMEDAY ANYWAY? WHY BOTHER EVEN STARTING? >:

Fartin, by all means, stick that fondue fork in your eyes NOW!

I want to live long enough to see the second season of Six feet Under.

I LOL'ed when I saw feelneutral. :(

BECAUSE IT USED TO BE THE COOL THING TO DO AND IT COULD GET YOU LAID BECAUSE GRRLS WOULD THINK OH HE IS SO BAD I MUST TAME HIM (BY HAVING SEX WITH HIM) >:

never good :hypno

:lol soundtest

Most of the guys I know who smoke started when they were like 13 because it was cool and it impressed the skanky girls (which were better than nothing, I guess...) and the girls started because it impressed the potheads who were a couple of years older.

THIS WAS A REALLY FUNNY IDEA WHEN I THOUGHT OF IT =-o

These feel characters are gettin real old real fast :/

Yep, that's pretty much how it works.



Edit: I kept fucking up the quote tag

Accidents can happening to feel characters for arrangements unrelated. :)

ARE THERE ANY TRIAD-SISTERS? :(

that was the whole point >:

-willie

:(

These triad characters are gettin real old real fast

You Doofus.

Doggy can be our first Traid Sister. Snip Snip. Anyways when me Big Brother Fu feel urge to smoke again, but i'm out of cigarettes, I go collect debt. Debt collecting is great fun.

dAy 7 have strange craving to go to Hong Kong and smoke a Malboro. :( I smoked an American cigarette once and man what a buzz and it tasted like shit.

Hahahaha, Perndog is a Triad bitch. :lol

My dad gets American cigarettes because they are cheaper. He says they are longer than most cigarettes too. :(

if you go to hk don't waste your time on marlboros fartin:

:love :love

i only lasted until day 2 1/2

:tear

Day 12 and last night I had a few drinks and still didn't have a craving for a smoke. Hey soundtest when am I going to see a good hongkong movie again? Ever seen the movie Full time killer?

here's a game http://www.andylau.com/fulltimekiller/game/shoot.html

Day fucking hellish 2.

No I haven't Fartin. Check out Return to a Better Tomorrow. I miss OMNI 2 in TO... well it was CFMT when I was there... and the HK movie they play every Saturday night at 9pm... I wanna go back to TO... I decided to quit again and now I'm on day 5... this girl is giving me the gears and my roommate left one fucking beatiful Benson & Hedges Special Light King Size cigarette on the table probably to tempt me the fucker and I don't think I can make it and what the fuck we're all just waiting to die anyway....

:explode

Just think of all the Mainland chinese toking on those American menthols and you quit and you might end up being some long lost dinesty dude and maybe a wierd clothing store with logo's on the back that say "Me Kitty supa" .


Did you ever see a movie loosely translated means two brothers or Fay and Gay about these two buddies that try to join a triad gang and keep killing the head bosses by accident? I think it is a funny movie..