SUPER BIG CELEBRATION DAY FOR I-MOCKERY
 

Hello, people of I-mockery. Today we come for GREAT suprise, We are offering proctection for all of you, so you can crusing the i-mockey very saftely and in comfort, in a low low loww price :).

Great day indeed!!! Ho yeah!!! Have a very very nice day!

How will you not be enlightend by this very very great offer you not?

SUPER BIG CELEBRATION DAY FOR I-MOCKERY
 

How will you notice if get blue "screen" while surfing the internet, lovley sites like, i-mockey? We brothers of great Triad can help you with such small flavors! How very good by us! Small price! :)

Hey! I get it! Their avatars are asian and they speak bad English like they would in a subtitled kung-fu flick. Yay! I'm smart.

Heyy, Mister Crash, wouldn't wanting your computer to crash eh?
It is very very precious Pentium 4?

Our little precious service can help you! Is it not so?

Only very small price! 20 dollars cheap month! Special price! Many Happy Days. :)

20 bucks a month? Bring down the price by 20 bucks and I'll take it.

Wonderful! But that price would be free!! No what else is free? Broken fingers! No troublesome!! :)

This is sounding like exactly the gender deal I am on the observation.

haha theyre from mong KOK. KOK is a funny word...
so curios am i as to how the portection is given to me. also question i as to how pay u i shud? :melt

Many small Ones, can enjoy our great service of wonderful comfort.
Or else great disfortune can struck, you at any rate.
Many happy endings I beg of you! :)
:)

answer my many questions u have not :(

I answer sentence word. Can you not question great word, little one?
Our service will save you from beeing well hurt and bruised. Remeber that, this bargain is almost cheap!

Happy Joy! :)

but pay how do i? and bruises how i recieve? with each answer more questions arise... :(

:lol

These crazy Triads have brought laughter into my day.

HOI HO

I'M ASIAN

THIS IS EXTORTION AND I WON'T PAY IT >_<

IF MY LAUNDROMAT GOES UP IN FLAMES DURING THE NIGHT, I'LL KNOW IT WAS YOU GUYS, SO I'LL JUST CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM THAT IT WAS YOU, HOW ABOUT THAT? ^_~

I ROVE KICKING PETER FONDA SAN IN THE HEAD

OMG NO, IT'S THE CHINESE MAFIA!!!

You are intrested in our services? Wow this is how you pay. We are currently setting up paying pal acount. However we no understand 'terms of agreement' we still have a couple of pages to looking in the dictionary.

Anyways in the mean time you can pay your proctection money by mail in Cash, Cheque or money order. Just mail it to this address.

But Lan Street No. 68
Double happy Estate
7th Floor Flat no. 704
Kowloon, Hong Kong

Remember who it's from, or we might thinking we need to protect Rongi.

Happy Happy times !

SHUT UP YOU IRISH ****** =-o

Bobo, what you meaning by extortion? You don't have to pay for our services. You will continue to be happy man. But i'm just suggesting another road to heaven. Eh?

Pay by next sunday if you're intrested the plan. Because next sunday is the DEADline. And you will having to pay more if you wanting the same service.

Anyways I eat chow mein. Let the good times roll.

Ironically, these Triads seem to have a better grasp on the fundamentals of the English language than ScruUTwice or whoever does.

ScruU2, shut up with the crappy Yoda speak you will. We must be careful with the triad brothers. They will be useful in my plan. :posh

Many thanks for your compliment Skull. We can give you discount. We like you, you can pay $15.99 each month instead. And you is elligeble for the premium lifetime protection service for only $499.99. WOw what happy days.

Mr. Wreck did you say you asian, well then you can join hand in hand with our brothers. How bout dat? Just make sure you are not crazy easy preezy japanezzy. And that you're CHINESE!

Editing: Mike??? What plan? Plan to one day come home with your parents mutilated, and have Somebody cut the tendon behind your foot, so it hurting like bitch everytime you walk???

I don't suppose I'd get an additional discount if I tell you I love anime, do I?

Never hurts to ask.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, foo.


Edit: respelled Brother Fu as foo.

I'll send the Polish Mafia to get you...




that's the way to get rid of them polacks.

I fucking LOVE these triad guys. :love

me happy at vague threats :)

U not happy at these vague threats.
U happy at this pile of digital feces from Mikey.

Protoclown- Triad thanking you for lovely support, but it would help if you support in cash too.

Many good days, for us, and you for giving great loving,credit to High Traid! All money spent will bring good fortune and good love to all of which who has help! Or else can get bad thing happen to all of which has not been able to get services for almost free! Like broken finger or worse: raped mother-in-law! :)

Mike seems to be very very strong!!! Like his icon. Mike that looks like bear? Bear testicles are said to be very good for strength. I wondering how strong Mike will sound when his testicles removed slowly??

Do chickens even have balls?

Chickens do have balls...

I like these guys.