Serious Question: Is there a wrong way to Masturbate?
 

When i jerk off, i rub my penis up against my left thigh...

But when other guys at my work joke around about how they make that up and down movement... i know what they mean, but i can't get off doing that.

And i don't wanna do it the wrong way so when i get into the sack i don't rub my penor against the girls leg!

Is there a wrong way to Masturbate?

Right. Wrong. It's all just an end to a means. Whatever floats you're boat is the right way i guess hehehe

But... isn't it about what floats her boat? I'm not sure if i can get off going up and down... see what i mean?

WELL, IF YOU CAN'T GET OFF SHE'LL BE HAPPY WON'T SHE? >:

Sandpaper is the wrong way. :(

Fucking a vagina is a lot different than fucking your fist. It shouldn't be a problem.

See a doctor.

Normally i would agree with you 110% and go into a long winded rant about the amusement i get out of giving my Gf oral sex and how i love to watch her squirm, but after this last relationship i just got outa- Nah....

At least for the time being it's all about WHAT I WANT-

Re: Serious Question: Is there a wrong way to Masturbate?
 

I hope you don't work at any fast food place. LOL

"Day-Care Center" or "Retirement Home" would have been funnier. >:

OR A SPERM BANK :x

Re: Serious Question: Is there a wrong way to Masturbate?
 

Dairy Queen. When we blend the blizzards... lol, i was being taught how to do it... "jerk the cup up and down REAL fast, like at home, ha, *nudges* ha, catch my drift"


Yeah, i suppose shit should work out... but i dunno, i'm not fucking my fist, just my thigh... god...

Dairy Queen. :lol

FUCKING SIGH

Use a knife.

if you make several small incisions in your weenster with a razor and then pour alcohol on it, it will enhance the orgasm....yeah.

You crazy fucking goth.

Huh?

IT'S SHUT UP TIME FOR MARBLE NOW >:

Milhouse is the wrong way to masterbate >:

You don't know who the hell youre talking to, bitch.

Yeah he does, you're the guy who doesn't know how to jerk off.

I wouldn't worry too much, Milhouse. If he chases you his dink will rub against his thigh and he'll be distracted and forget to kill you :)

use peanut-butter cups

In fairness, what Marble is talking about is the elusive rubbing maneuver that few men know of. One can rub the cockhead against thigh, stomach or more logically, the palm of a hand. Applying saliva can prevent the cockhead from going numb or painful.
It produces pretty much the same results as the jacking maneuver, except that it takes longer and is a lot more intense. Plus it might not be possible for circumsized men if their cockhead is indeed less less sensitive than with uncircumsized men, but I don't know that. It might just take them even longer.

However, one does not negate the other. You might not immediately get results with the jacking motion if you try it now, but practice makes perfect. It's all stimulating the same organ.

Now I wonder if there will suddenly be a great deal less guys online for the coming weeks.