Never heard of that before.

Don't worry, that's only because you are useless.

I've never heard of an alternate method of masturbation because I'm useless. That was a good one.

Exactly, I'm glad we can see eye to eye on this.

:lol Crazy crazy crazy.

NO, I LOVE YOU, SSA!

Thank you for being insightful FS.

Time for 'Marble' to shut up.

HOORJ!

just a friendly reminder that masturbation is a sin and you are all GOING TO FUCKING HELL. :)

Do they have masturbation there? :)

They certainly better!

They might have it in hell...


But even if they did, your hand would probably turn into a garbage disposal or sumthing right in the middle of it..


...ow. :(

WELL IN THAT CASE HELL FUCKING SUCKS >:

HAhah yeah i started thinking about it and with my luck "My Hell" Would be just that or something even more sinsister-

I would be ecompassed in flames in the fiery depths of the dark lord, in front of a huge Movie screen with my eyes forced open (Like in Kubrik's Clockwork orange) They would replay all of my promiscous encounters in front of me until i could take no more.. And just as i reach down to commit that "oh so devilish" deed, I grasp .... A VAGINA THAT HAS BEEN CIRCUMSIZED WITH A BROKEN GUINNESS BOTTLE!!!! -DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA

Sheeit Even Dante would have issues with that one...

I'm sure glad they edited those masturbation scenes out of "Edward Scissorhands". :eek :recessedtesticles

ME too! Kelly... Me Too...

dear killadeuce,

when you quote the person directly above yourself, it only serves to make you look like even more of an imbecile than you do already.

love, sadie

Why does that advice sound familiar (fights an urge to quote Sadie)?

I just started humping pillows instead of masturbating

I like it :)

People who brag about having numerous sexual encounters and how they rule at getting their partners off are insecure, pathetic losers :)

You're just saying that because you never get laid. :lol

Or because you know what you're talking about. :/

WELL....

I'm the Space Goblin and I'm here to say
That masturbating is A.O.K

Because every person across these lands
Can use a little more time with their hands

stupid character. :(

WELL...

I think you best be shutting the fuck up, DAMN.