You love Happy Tree Friends, yet you rip on Cannibal Corpse's lyrics. Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense. >:

Indeed Jixby, The Young Ones was absolutely hilarious.

I've never seen an episode of the Happy Tree Friends where one of them rips out another's vaginal skin and eats it.

Daddy touches me. He says its alright.The old man next door says it alright when the doggy's penis swells in my bumMommy laughs at my bent penis.Baby Jesus cries when the mexican shits on my face.
I want to be dead but dont wanna dieOnly Slipknot understands.

Another deppression poem.

It doesn't seem like there's much to live for anymore, and I'm sure why,
I guess somewhere along the road, I forgot to cry.
The world starts to spin now, going around and around,
Even though I'm screaming, I don't seem to be making a sound.
I close my eyes, but all I can feel,
is these ropes cutting into my arms, so I guess this is for real.
My heart can stop any time it wants to, and it chooses now,
I want to explain it to you myself, but I don't know how.
I know they can see my weakness, and so now they know,
Everything is out there, everything I've been trying not to show.
I wish I could hide it, I wish I could run,
But deep inside me, I just know it might be fun.
This is what I want, but at the same time, it's not,
I've thought forever about it, inside, my emotions have fought.
Is it really going to start like this?
That friendship we had, is it something I will miss?
Or will instead, I tell you all,
Telling you all this now, my heart is in mid-fall.
The one I showed you before, the one I said wasn't you,
I lied, you see, its true.
So now you know, why I have to do this,
I hope you don't hate me for it, but it's the only chance I have, one I cannot miss.
And now as I sit here, blade in hand,
All I am thinking, is that I hope you understand.
My dying wish is that you understand what I could not,
All I have to do now is stab one spot,
and I will be gone now, to cause you no more pain,
But my emotions may still rain
Upon you from down below,
But it will never matter to you now, because you know.
And now I give you, my last good bye,
I know that you will not even cry.
Good bye. :suicide

Oh for fuck's sake, kill yourself, before a respectable poet does.

BREAD VS. THE GOTGH :picklehat

You sheltered me from harm, kept me warm, kept me warm
You gave my life to me, set me free, set me free
The finest years I ever knew
Were all the years I had with you

I would give anything I own
Give up me life, my heart, my home
I would give everything I own
Just to have you back again

You taught me how to love, what its of, what its of
You never said too much but still you showed the way
And I knew from watching you
Nobody else could ever know
The part of me that can't let go

I would give anything I own
Give up me life, my heart, my home
I would give everything I own
Just to have you back again

Is there someone you know you're loving them so
But taking them all for granted
You may lose them one day, someone takes them away
And they don't hear the words you long to say

I would give anything I own
Give up me life, my heart, my home
I would give everything I own
Just to have you back again

That song is addicting.
:party

Get real..... read enough cliche "I was born to love you", "I was born to make you happy", and the infamous "I am now lost in the dark, searching for you....blah blah"

You read enough these stuff much as me, and you will suddenly want to grab the nearest fucking solid object, swing at the poet reader's teeth and scream out "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WANTING TO DIE, AND JUST DIEI!!!!!! 11111 ONE ONE"

It's like listening to Avril Lavigne bitching about how tragic her damn life is in Canada, and how her fucking boy friend is a skater that said later while he cheated on her to fuck Chris Slater....or something

Emergency Operator: 911, Can I help you?

Eric: Ummm ... yes ... < sniff, sniff > ... I'm going to kill myself.

Emergency Operator: Have you attempted it yet sir?

Eric: It's still in the planning stages. I'm kind of a procrastinator.

Emergency Operator: Well, have you at least chosen the method.

Eric: Uh ... < sigh > ... no. I'm kind of lazy too.

Emergency Operator: I can see your problem. You've gotten the steps confused in your method.

Eric: It appears so. Do you have any suggestions?

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!

I know. Happy Tree Friends sucks, doesn't it? :)

My issue is that I want to die, but I'm a big fucking coward and to afraid to do anything about my problems but sit around and be depressed. I know I whine WAY to much about wanting to die, and I have tried to hurt myself, but I'm kinda afraid that things might get better. :suicide

Hey Eric: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST STAB YOURSELF. Whining on a message board and posting the suicide emoticon DOESN'T MAKE THINGS ANY BETTER.

Worthless cunt. >:

Can you stop posting in dark red before I make you dead?

If your life depends on other people loving you, you are pretty fucking pathetic, and if you need help get off a board called "I-Mockery".

I still can't tell if Eric_Draven is a girl or a boy.

Maybe Eric is a he-she kinda thing and thats why its depressed. It can't decide on what sex to call it's self.

Erika Draven-Crystal? Would you mind posting your home address and phone number?

I'd like to put all your poetry on an Angelfire site and invite serial killers and Michael Jackson to visit you and stomp on your head. Thanks! Many beams of sunshine at you.

Haha. That had to have been one of the wierdest groups of people to ever visit the boards. I never would have thought micheal jackson fans like that were real :/

i'm pretty sure her name's just a reference to the movie the Crow..

Do what I did, Eric. Drink a bottle of high concentration isopropyl alcohol. It hurts like hell, but it's effective and it gives you time to think things through, so you can change your mind at any point. Well, at least until you pass out.

I didn't change my mind. My asshole roomie found me and called an ambulance after I started into cardiovascular system failure. >:

I can hardly stand the smell of isopropyl. I use it to clean video games so I know the smell. I can't imagine the taste... But hey, it's dirt cheap so you know you didn't waste too much dough.

Frugality is tres importante when it comes to methods of self-abuse. :) :rotgut