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Tropical Aug 4th, 2003 11:47 AM

Tropical Pub Lover Vs. ScruU2wice The Retro Kat
 
You know what this means???

The Retro Kat Aug 4th, 2003 07:33 PM

Expiry date???

ScruU2wice Aug 4th, 2003 10:42 PM

who's going to start???

The Retro Kat Aug 5th, 2003 12:00 AM

Shut up. It doth has begun.



...whoops, youre on my team. :)

Tropical Aug 5th, 2003 12:48 AM

Tropical refuse to speak to you idiots. Instead Bill my alter-ego will.

So what do we have here? One idiot named Screwed twice with Prince Charles and the other idiot named the classical cat. Which retro cartoon character cat are you? Felix??? He's got a bag of gadgets and shit. Do you have a vibrator to cheer up Screwed Twice? He's so depressed that he forgot you already started first.

Just don't forget the lube

Oops I mean



So have fun guys! You two can stop posting here =)
This guy here already think I won

The Retro Kat Aug 5th, 2003 12:50 PM

I think someone's got a little too much gay buttsex on his mind. What have you and Pub been doing lately, jeez. I can only imagine what you guys do with that 400mL bottle of WD-40. I bet its stanky. Do you guys pound each other to that shitty band, whats it again, oh yeah, Metallica? Try to keep in sync with the double bass pedal?

ScruU2wice Aug 5th, 2003 01:01 PM

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Tropical refuse to speak to you idiots. Instead Bill my alter-ego will.
nobody likes schizos :(

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One idiot named Screwed twice with Prince Charles and the other idiot named the classical cat.
i dont know if your dyslexic or your eyes are just fried from all the kiddie porn, but my name is Scru U twice, not "i got screwed by prince charles" i dont know which hidden fantasies of yours inspired that :/

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Do you have a vibrator to cheer up Screwed Twice? He's so depressed that he forgot you already started first.
no need, all i needed to do was remember that you were only conceived by your parents as a tax right-off and that your mom was to drunk too remember to kill you when you where 2

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So have fun guys! You two can stop posting here =)
This guy here already think I won
If that guy takes half as many hallucinogenic anal suppositories as you do, i think me and kat are ok...

Tropical Aug 6th, 2003 01:38 AM

Pub and I like to gaze into each other's eyes and.... *waitaminute*
back on topic, no i'm not dyslexic. You are!!! Your name should be spelt ScrewYouTwice.

But i wouldn't blame you being brought up as a bastard child.
Heyy guys!! I found a picture of Screwed Twice's mother :eek


OMG!!!! Bill can quote too!!!!
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no need, all i needed to do was remember that you were only conceived by your parents as a tax right-off and that your mom was to drunk too remember to kill you when you where 2
Forgot to kill me when i where 2? YOU DA Dyslexic Brother!!!

I don't even know what a tax right-off is... so i wouldn't bother. Perhaps in the Third World country you live in. People reduce your taxes for every kid you give birth to and sell to work in the brothel. Wait... I'd think people pay you money to not have sex with them. Well at least that mom of yours can get a few more food stamps.

Oh and about pounding to metallica??? I listen to canto pop. Leon Lai is teh secks :love. Don't tell me you pound to the noise of George Michael... please don't. I beg you.

The Retro Kat Aug 6th, 2003 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tropical
Pub and I like to gaze into each other's eyes and.... *waitaminute*

...all I have to say to that is 400mL of WD-40.


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Originally Posted by Tropical
Forgot to kill me when i where 2? YOU DA Dyslexic Brother!!!

Spoken like a true, useless stereotypical Asian.

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Originally Posted by Tropical
I don't even know what a tax right-off is... so i wouldn't bother. Perhaps in the Third World country you live in. People reduce your taxes for every kid you give birth to and sell to work in the brothel. Wait... I'd think people pay you money to not have sex with them. Well at least that mom of yours can get a few more food stamps.

You mean America?

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Originally Posted by Tropical
Oh and about pounding to metallica??? I listen to canto pop. Leon Lai is teh secks :love. Don't tell me you pound to the noise of George Michael... please don't. I beg you.

Yeah, because Cantonese music kicks so much ass...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...pod.com/t1.jpg :rolleyes

ScruU2wice Aug 6th, 2003 04:13 PM

If you wanna drag our families in to this lets take a look at this wedding picture i found of your parents



its sad thats how ugly your parents look with makeup on...


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