the 1230 hermit crab attack
 

getting my stuff ready for work tomorrow and i hear a horrified shriek coming from my sons room.

IT"S GOT ME OH MY GOD IT AHHHHHHHHHH

AS ANY GOOD FATHER would do i waited for my wife to go running in and investigate, and it turns out THE HERMIT CRAB HAS MY BOY IN A DEATH GRIP.

a struggle ensued, hands washed, lanocaine issued, and underwear changed.

this whole scene was really freaky.

:picklehat

At least it wasn't Bill Clinton. You could be happy for that. :/

What a good, predictable conservative you are. :blah

Hermit crab? KUNG FU GRIP??

Sounds like my ex girlfriend's crabs

*How big was that crab? The biggest hermit crab i ever seen was a size of my fist

like you ever had a girldfriend:rolleyes

Treated!

Similiar situations occur at the Nevernever Land Ranch on a daily basis. :eek