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Immortal Goat Aug 10th, 2003 05:42 PM

Are you "Ridin' the Highway"?
 
I have discovered a miracle substance in my weeks at camp, and it is known as Tiger Balm, or TB for short. IT is a muscular pain reliever, but it has other "interesting" applications as well, such as the sensation you get when applying it to your genitles. (sorry, ladies, this one os for the guys to try).

LONG LIVE TIGER BALM!!

FS Aug 10th, 2003 05:53 PM

So, did you apply Tiger Balm to your privates during, or after you were surrounded by healthy young men in the prime of their lives and hungry-eyed scoutmasters?

O71394658 Aug 10th, 2003 05:57 PM

Who was the first to apply this TB to their genitals? :/

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2003 06:02 PM

Gregory Hines :(

Jeanette X Aug 10th, 2003 09:17 PM

So what does it feel like?

The_voice_of_reason Aug 10th, 2003 10:37 PM

Like your testicles have been placed into the deepest parts of Dante's hell. :brrrrrrrrr

sadie Aug 11th, 2003 03:18 AM

Quote:

I may say I'm glad to see you now, but I am really thinking how good your genitles will look mounted on my wall.

kellychaos Aug 11th, 2003 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by O71394658
Who was the first to apply this TB to their genitals? :/

These people have long been in our midst. They are the weaker link in the "survival of the fittest" race known as the "variant". He is the one member of the tribe to taste the poison berry "for the good of the tribe" ... notwithstanding the fact that the other "controls" had his pipecleaner-like arm twisted behind his back. Way to take one for the team Tigerboy! :) Yeah!!!!!!!! ... bleh :/

Immortal Goat Aug 18th, 2003 09:04 PM

Re: Are you "Ridin' the Highway"?
 
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
I have discovered a miracle substance in my weeks at camp, and it is known as Tiger Balm, or TB for short. IT is a muscular pain reliever, but it has other "interesting" applications as well, such as the sensation you get when applying it to your genitles. (sorry, ladies, this one os for the guys to try).

LONG LIVE TIGER BALM!!

Hmmm, I fail to see anything in my post about me actually DOING this act, just that I found out about it. Oh, and by the way, it was not a Scout camp, it was a camp for the YMCA, Just to set the record straight.

Anonymous Aug 19th, 2003 02:38 AM

Thank god you cleared up that little misunderstanding.

kellychaos Aug 19th, 2003 12:47 PM

No really ... it was a "friend".

TeRRaNuSER Aug 19th, 2003 01:50 PM

Gee, thanks for ratting me out kelly.

kellychaos Aug 20th, 2003 02:17 PM

Not me. Fanning your balls and screaming "Holy Frejoles!" might've tipped 'em off, though. :rolleyes


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