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CaptainBubba Aug 13th, 2003 11:25 PM

Pretty Girls/ Chinese buffets?
 
Why is it that every time I go to a Chinese buffet I'm constantly surrounded by beautiful teenage girls? Seriously, when did this fad happen? Do pretty girls feed off a strict diet of General Tsao's Chicken? And why do they always get mad when I ask them if they're going to puke after eating?

Inquiring minds want some damn answers. >:

O71394658 Aug 13th, 2003 11:28 PM

Dude where do you live?!?!?!

Chinese buffets and teengage girls. The best combination known to exist! This is amazing.

:love :love :love

Drew Katsikas Aug 13th, 2003 11:47 PM

I dono, but I am very intrigued by General Tso/Tsao. Come on, the Asian military superpower decides to cobat the American military superpower... Col. Sanders. What is up with army guys and wicked good chicken?

Cap'n Crunch Aug 13th, 2003 11:48 PM

Ha, the Chinese buffet near me just got closed down by the Health Department. They reused the food that you didn't eat. They closed it down. :(

CaptainBubba Aug 13th, 2003 11:59 PM

I live in Williamsburg. I'm serious. Every time I go there I see at least 5 gorgeous under 18 girls. The only bad part is that I'm too busy stuffing my face with dry tuna rolls and sesame chicken to bother with them.

Its not like I'm shy or anything.

O71394658 Aug 14th, 2003 12:21 AM

Whenever I go, there are no pretty girls. Just fat, white businessmen having lunch. >: :(

starz Aug 14th, 2003 12:31 AM

my chinese buffet in my town doesnt have eggrolls :(

UP_SHUT Aug 14th, 2003 12:54 AM

CHINESE :love

I love oriental food...I could live off it. Especially the Tempura.

CaptainBubba Aug 14th, 2003 04:28 AM

And you're pretty.

See what I'm saying here? I believe I've found some previously undiscovered correlation...

I begin stockpiling soy sauce, hydrogenated vegtable oil, and cheap meat products tommorow. :)

noob3 Aug 14th, 2003 09:43 AM

MSG IS GOING TO MAKE UR PENIS FALL OFF

UtterParadox Aug 14th, 2003 11:27 AM

Damn it! The nearest Chinese buffet in my part of the state is about 30 minutes away by car... much too far away to go in the name of girl-watching.

Besides, I live in Lakeville, MN. We have to ration our pretty girls up here. :melt

Santina Aug 14th, 2003 11:38 AM

I've eaten food made my Ghana natives...does that make me pretty? I love chinese buffet too.

NIGhtMAre Aug 14th, 2003 11:58 AM

I was at mandarin yestarday. no hot girls though. just fat ugly girls and chubby little chinese kids :explode

AChimp Aug 14th, 2003 12:40 PM

What about Chinese girls and pretty buffets?

Protoclown Aug 14th, 2003 01:08 PM

Bubba...you don't live in Williamsburg, VA do you?

There are probably 100 different Williamsburgs in the country.

kellychaos Aug 14th, 2003 01:30 PM

I'm from Fayetteville. :picklehat

Cosmo Electrolux Aug 14th, 2003 01:33 PM

Fayetteville Alabama? Tennessee? Georgia??

CaptainBubba Aug 14th, 2003 02:33 PM

Ya, Virginia.




















Sorry. :(

samgambo Aug 14th, 2003 10:28 PM

Sushi anyone?

Sethomas Aug 15th, 2003 02:45 AM

That's Japanese, cuntscab.

CaptainBubba Aug 15th, 2003 03:00 AM

They serve sushi at the chinese buffet I go to. The dry tuna rolls are actually really good. Plus they have a noodle bar and Mongolian barbeque.

And white chunks of jiggly matter called, "almond jello"...

They also have these little steamed desert buns formed like little cute little porqupines with penaut butter inside. :yum

The girls are soooo pretty. And they're the cute type too. The kind that put their hair in pigtails and wear spaghetti strap shirts that say "angel" and those gray excercise shorts that say stuff like "flirt" on them.

I feel like its dirty to even look at them. :(

The_voice_of_reason Aug 15th, 2003 03:21 AM

Crab Angels :rock

Schimid Aug 15th, 2003 03:41 AM

LOVE AND FOOD FORUM >:

samgambo Aug 15th, 2003 07:47 AM

Oriental food is all the same. :o

jin Aug 15th, 2003 08:01 AM

foreign devil.

Wiffles Aug 15th, 2003 08:38 AM

I once went to this Chinese restaurant and they had rats running around the floor. The food was tasty though O.O

Tropical Aug 15th, 2003 08:55 AM

Does rat poop, happen to taste good to you?

noob3 Aug 15th, 2003 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
The girls are soooo pretty. And they're the cute type too. The kind that put their hair in pigtails and wear spaghetti strap shirts that say "angel" and those gray excercise shorts that say stuff like "flirt" on them.

I feel like its dirty to even look at them. :(

You mean they're sluts?

Schimid Aug 15th, 2003 09:45 AM

::SIGH:: NOOB, THEY'RE JUST FLIRTS. :rolleyes

Santina Aug 15th, 2003 11:16 AM

I WEAR EXCERCISE SHORTS WITHOUT THE GAY WORDS ON THEM
HA!

CaptainBubba Aug 15th, 2003 01:58 PM

I can't help it. Thats why sluts dress that way in the first place. Because it works on guys like me. :(

Noob likes quaker girls.

samgambo Aug 15th, 2003 02:20 PM

Your Chinese buffet is obviously just full of girls who are planning on going to the gym right after. Hence the exercise shorts.

The One and Only... Aug 15th, 2003 03:05 PM

You all know that the chinese food at restaraunts is not really chinese, right?

BTW: Japanese steak houses > all.


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