Ahh, but what if it is the testicles OF the maintenance staff? OR the visitors?

I think I'll call 20/20, see if they can get in touch with previous factory visitors, and see if they all still have their testicles intact. And because this is good ol' unbiased 20/20, I'll have them ask the women too.

Never confuse Miffles candy for Wiffles candy. Always trust the Wiffles seal of quality ^_^

And what, pray tell, would the Wiffles Seal of Approval signify, or look like for that matter?

And no, I won't say testicle this time.

Maybe scrotum or something. ><

That means that each product is thoroughly inspected by me, Wiffles ^_^

And it is not testicles, its candy! Gah @_@

What kind of volume does your candy company produce?

Methinks that if you run an international corporation, Wiffles would be spending far too much time inspecting said candy to have time to even THINK, let alone log on to the Internet and post here.

I think I'm being lied to.

Sorry, luv.

How can I make it up to ya?

The candy is sold in limited numbers, thats what makes it special ^.^

I only inspect about a hundred a day, which is not much ^_~

Yeah, OK, just reimburse my 60 cents and you'll get the testicle in the mail. >:

WIFFLES CANDY HAS FUCKING BALLS IN IT BECAUSE HE IS A FAG. :rolleyes

I DON'T MAKE CANDY WIFFLES, YOU FUCKING TWAT. >:

You're so mean, you made Miffle candy and swaped the label with Wiffles. >_<

HEY GUYS, I THINK WIFFLES IS A CHARACTER

And it's like chojin too :/

That mean you pay twice the protection money :)

Happy Joy

Im not Chojin, am I? O_O

WHERE'S MY 60 CENTS? >: >:

You ate the candy. Send me the bag first. I bet you loved that candy didn't cha? ^_~

THERE WERE BALLS IN MY CANDY, WIFFLES. :explode

Then give em to me. Unless you ate them ^_~

I SENT YOU THE TESTICLE IN THE MAIL. WE WENT OVER THIS BEFORE >:

It makes me sick that you actually handeled a human testicle, milhouse >: . And WITH LOVE AND CARE!

If Ed McMan were here he'd fucking kick all your asses. I can't heads or tails out of anything thats being discussed in this thread.

Do you know that mailing that stuff is illegal?? Chances are, the Federal Health Authority already has it. You should personaly deliver it yourself. O_O

So you can kill him and grind him up into more special features in your Wiffles bags? I think not! >:

But Im just a 13 year old kid. I am un-capable of doing that O_O;;

13 year olds can't spell uncapable. :rolleyes