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Bestrest Aug 16th, 2003 09:24 AM

Its Pop to say: Fuck you newbs?
 
I dont get it, Every time a new guy signs up and posts first answer then gets this bullshit:

Bla bla bla bla fuck you fuck you, go away :newbie :newbie ?


I want to say: WHY everyone hates newbs? YOU were newbs some day

This isint whining, just i need some answers. I have read the damn rules, oh yes, all forums have the exact same rules.


*Blah, i want this topic be gone*

Tropical Aug 16th, 2003 09:36 AM

I like chow mein :(

Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2003 09:40 AM

I had no power for 38 hours :( :( :(

AChimp Aug 16th, 2003 10:27 AM

I was never a newbie.

James Aug 16th, 2003 10:31 AM

Let me level with you.

First of all, the GAYEST thing on the internet you can do is say something along "You were newbies once."

Second off, anywhere you go, people are wary when a new face shows up. School, work, sports teams, circle jerks, etc. Communities and friedships are developed, and people don't like new folks coming in and changing things.

In an internet sense though, it's really more along the lines of assuming/being proved to that the new person is, in fact, a huge fucking idiot. It's not that we hate newbies, we just hate huge fucking idiots.

glowbelly Aug 16th, 2003 10:34 AM

like james :(

Bestrest Aug 16th, 2003 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James
Let me level with you.

First of all, the GAYEST thing on the internet you can do is say something along "You were newbies once."

Second off, anywhere you go, people are wary when a new face shows up. School, work, sports teams, circle jerks, etc. Communities and friedships are developed, and people don't like new folks coming in and changing things.

In an internet sense though, it's really more along the lines of assuming/being proved to that the new person is, in fact, a huge fucking idiot. It's not that we hate newbies, we just hate huge fucking idiots.

Let me get this straight.

Every Newbie(nomather who) = Huge fucking idiots?

Wow, you really "love" newbies ;)
'You were newbies too' is not a gay thing, it just looks gay ;)

BTW: Thing you said, was lame. so change your Signature to:

Everything i say, is LAME

Gåte Aug 16th, 2003 10:51 AM

:(

Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2003 11:12 AM

No electricity, running water, or air conditioning. :( :( :(

Ninjavenom Aug 16th, 2003 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by new guy
BTW: Thing you said, was lame. so change your Signature to:

Everything i say, is LAME

You're only proving his point, dick head.

CaptainBubba Aug 16th, 2003 12:01 PM

Omg Esuohlim! So has there been like, price gauging on stuff like water? Thatd suck even more.

I had it when a newb comes along that makes me hate newbs because it makes me become self hating and I don't want to be like those damn jews. >:

And James, you should do what he says. Really, cmon, lets be honest here. Everything you say is lame. Besides, he deserves some credit for coming up with such an entirely original and humorous spin on your highly concieted sig.I mean really!!! Everything you say is funny? HARDLY! LOL![/b]

Gåte Aug 16th, 2003 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
No electricity, running water, or air conditioning. :( :( :(

Sounds like my place :/

Jeanette X Aug 16th, 2003 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
No electricity, running water, or air conditioning. :( :( :(

Poor thing. Ours was only out for a little while. :(
*fans you and brings you cool drinks*

James Aug 16th, 2003 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bestrest
Every Newbie(nomather who) = Huge fucking idiots?

Not necessarily. But you're welcome to prove it wrong anytime. Seriously. Please?

ScruU2wice Aug 16th, 2003 01:19 PM

ive been waiting to use this :(


Cap'n Crunch Aug 16th, 2003 01:26 PM

BESTREST, MORE LIKE BREAST TEST. :lol :(

Professor Cool Aug 16th, 2003 01:32 PM

Newbies need more class these days, was i the only one who started with a song?

NIGhtMAre Aug 16th, 2003 01:48 PM

I'm glad i wasn't their when proffesser cool had to sing :)

liquidstatik Aug 16th, 2003 01:51 PM

Prof. Cool had the best songs evar :( Why dont you sing anymore, Professor?

Professor Cool Aug 16th, 2003 01:54 PM

A old man stabbed my throat with a pen at the bank, now i talk ala Stephen Hawking. :(

pjalne Aug 16th, 2003 01:54 PM

Fuck you, Mare. The professor's entrance was the stuff of legends. Hell, even Jixby's pants were bunched.

Professor Cool Aug 16th, 2003 02:02 PM

By the way Nightmare or should i call you WET DREAM! :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by NIGhtMAre
hey everyone. I'll be a new poster from now one. So just saying hey.

So. HEY!

anyobody skateboard here?

Too bad i was unfortunate to be there when your's was. :(

The Retro Kat Aug 16th, 2003 02:05 PM

Please sing us a song like the olden times. We miss it.

Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2003 02:48 PM

NIGhtMAre is in absolutely no position to insult anyone.

And for the record, everyone loved me when I first posted. :(

James Aug 16th, 2003 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
ive been waiting to use this :(


See, this is why we are convinced almost all newbies fucking suck.

Chimp's version was better, and this picture is gay because of you. >:

FS Aug 16th, 2003 03:46 PM

It's "Pop" to say "Pop"?

The Retro Kat Aug 16th, 2003 03:48 PM

Is your avatar from "Animaniacs"?

ScruU2wice Aug 16th, 2003 04:03 PM

its the only nebieish thing i could find :(

The Retro Kat Aug 16th, 2003 04:52 PM

I found another:


ScruU2wice

Joined: 26 Jun 2003
Posts: 277
Location: i hate you

Wiffles Aug 16th, 2003 06:59 PM

But newbies are the future. They will one day carry this community into greatness ;___;

CaptainBubba Aug 16th, 2003 11:17 PM

Esuohlim was accepted almost immediately. So was proffessor.

BTW: OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT "STFU NEWB" PICTURE!!!!??? ITS AWSOME! DUDE! :love

Schimid Aug 16th, 2003 11:50 PM

Crunch made me LOL. :(

I was a really gay newb but I evolved. Evolve or die. :(

Santina Aug 17th, 2003 12:08 AM

When I'm new, kind of like I am here, I lay low by not posting my secrets to not being bashed. But I'm sick right now and I don't really care.

AChimp Aug 17th, 2003 12:19 AM

My version of the picture was customized for I-Mockery. >:

But I can't find it right now. :(

Gåte Aug 17th, 2003 09:00 AM

Bubba>>> You mean this?

http://www.zone.ee/RSimonsimpson/Simon/stfu.jpg

Bestrest Aug 17th, 2003 09:59 AM

Blah, I'm bored.. I hope that this topic will die suffering.

FS Aug 17th, 2003 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bestrest
:wah


Mockery Aug 17th, 2003 12:11 PM

Newbies are always welcome to the board, it wouldn't grow without them. But too many newbies try too hard to be funny instead of just being themselves, and that's where they get into trouble. And yes, quite often there is a little bit of newbie "hazing" of sorts... but you don't exactly have to have an incredibly thick skin to withstand it. So to any newbs out there that are thinking about posting, just make sure your posts are on topic, don't make a "hi I'm new here!" thread, and most importantly...

Read the message board Rules and Guidelines.



-RoG-

Gåte Aug 17th, 2003 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery
Newbies are always welcome to the board, it wouldn't grow without them. But too many newbies try too hard to be funny instead of just being themselves, and that's where they get into trouble. And yes, quite often there is a little bit of newbie "hazing" of sorts... but you don't exactly have to have an incredibly thick skin to withstand it. So to any newbs out there that are thinking about posting, just make sure your posts are on topic, don't make a "hi I'm new here!" thread, and most importantly...

Read the message board Rules and Guidelines.

-RoG-

WORD fellow Roger!
I'll try to follow them

ScruU2wice Aug 17th, 2003 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
I found another:


ScruU2wice

Joined: 26 Jun 2003
Posts: 277
Location: i hate you

im sure it woulda had the same affect :rolleyes

pissed off salesman Aug 17th, 2003 07:29 PM

I am the "mildly angry solicitor".

bluemanfruit Aug 17th, 2003 07:39 PM

fuck
 
all you allcan go fuck your self we were all newbs once. and yes peolple will be a little wery of the new guy but we are slightly intiligent human beings and we can get over or hide our feeling.
:newbie :picklehat
Note: if were no intelligent im in the wroundg place i thuoght this was the i-mockery messege bourd not the incest chat line

Anonymous Aug 17th, 2003 07:42 PM

shut up faggot

James Aug 17th, 2003 07:43 PM

Re: fuck
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bluemanfruit
all you allcan go fuck your self we were all newbs once. and yes peolple will be a little wery of the new guy but we are slightly intiligent human beings and we can get over or hide our feeling.
:newbie :picklehat
Note: if were no intelligent im in the wroundg place i thuoght this was the i-mockery messege bourd not the incest chat line

I just felt this needed quoting, just in case he edits it to try and hide what a fucking idiot newbie he is.

ScruU2wice Aug 17th, 2003 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
shut up faggot

Chojin made me :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluemanfruit
all you allcan go fuck your self we were all newbs once

i guess that woulda been the 20th time i read that if you knew how to type ( this coming from me :/)

Evil Robot Aug 17th, 2003 11:46 PM

Hey chojin, where do babies come from?

Cap'n Crunch Aug 17th, 2003 11:58 PM

From a girls butt. They pee out of their butts too. :rolleyes

ItalianStereotype Aug 18th, 2003 12:03 AM

when did you start thinking that you're funny, crunch?

O71394658 Aug 18th, 2003 12:22 AM

Mon Aug 18, 2003 2:58 am

Schimid Aug 18th, 2003 12:24 AM

That'd be funnier if we ALL had that time. :rolleyes

O71394658 Aug 18th, 2003 12:25 AM

:/

Evil Robot Aug 18th, 2003 12:29 AM

Are you where babies come from?

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Cap'n Crunch Aug 18th, 2003 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
when did you start thinking that you're funny, crunch?

Never. :(

Get out from up my ass. Everywhere I post, you are there too.

Evil Robot Aug 18th, 2003 12:41 AM

Hey, anybody remember what happened to captain robo? :)

The Retro Kat Aug 18th, 2003 12:56 AM

He is immortaly the last one to post in the Thread Backups Forum.


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