Fucking cat.
 

I wish I still had my older cat. :(

YOU ARE THE LAST THING I NEED

one time my dog had a yeast infection in his ear. He's gotten at least one ear infection every year since then.

I get pet medicene for free cause my aunt is a vet in some high tech vet office. If you don't want to pay so much to keep Mr. Mittens or whatever the fuck your cat's name is from imploding, why don't you marry a vet. You know it's legal for you people to do that in Canada now.

;) ZING

You shoud get a Retro Kat...they're great, I swear.

Why does it cost more to keep pets alive than humans?

You should have just stuck a pencil up through the cat's urethra. It would have solved everything.

that's basically all they did... and it cost us $730... >:

Yeah, the vet is a fucking rip off. It cost us 300 when my dog got hit by a car, and all he did was cut his mouth. He went into shock though. :(

see, all it was, was that the cat couldn't piss. $730 for sticking something up there and draining it into a toilet or something?

really. if i'd known, i could have just hit him in the stomach with a bat two days ago

*pets the retro kat* :)

*pets the Retro Kat*





*with an anvil*

Cats are worthless. People who own cats deserve to pay.

Wow.....guess I'm lucky, my cat hasn't cost me THAT much in vet bills....yet....then again I've only had him since November, so...

I came into this thread expecting pictures of cats being fucked. And let me tell you, my expectations where NOT met >:

I remember this one time my brother's cat had a kidney problem and we almost had her put to sleep.
My dad went to the vet but unexpectedly returned with the cat and told us he didn't have the heart to do it and we were getting her a kidney dialisis. My brother had to pay for it though cause it was his cat. What's really fucked up is how my brother bitched and said he wanted her to die.
edit: it cost him about 300$ what vet are you going to?

falls road animal hopsital...it's apparently the mercedes of pet clinics

Oh! Apparently there was a mix-up that resulted in me waiting a grand total of around 4-5 hours in their waiting room: They forgot to charge me more money! So now this fucking cat came to about $1100. For that price, they couldn't even give me a goddamn cat carrier to take him out of the building in, so I put him in a cardboard box and shipped him the 1,000 feet to home.

I insisted that I at least get the X-Rays they insisted on taking, and would you know it, they were nice enough to let me borrow them, provided I sign them out and promise to return them (of course).



I'm going to kill the fucking cat myself.

Garbage bag, exhaust pipe. And DO NOT let the cat out of the bag.

You know, my family is looking for another housepet, we'd be happy to take the cat in.

last week, i found out this guy i know used to fuck his cat with a drum stick. and she loved it, begged for it, even. :(

Not being judgemental or anything, but thats one of the most disturbing fucking things I've ever heard.

Mod, we aren't looking for a home. I'm just pissed that it cost $1000 to un-implode a fucking cat.

I WANT MY MONEY'S WORTH FOR THIS THREAD

TWAT. GRADE A TWAT.

ill never look at a cat the same again you sick twisted fuck

Cat schnarking is wrong on so many levels. But ... hey ... if the cat digs it, right?!

The best part about owning an old cat is being able to form a pool about manner and time of death. You can't take him to a vet, though. That would skew the wager ... AND THAT'S CHEATING! >: