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Zero Signal Aug 25th, 2003 12:48 AM

THE STUPIDEST LAWSUIT EVER: Eqypt may sue Jews over Exodus
 
http://washingtontimes.com/upi-break...3351-5102r.htm

"CAIRO, Aug. 21 (UPI) -- A dean at Egypt's University of Al-Zaqaziq is preparing a lawsuit against "all the Jews of the world," accusing them of stealing gold during the exodus.

The university's dean of law, Nabil Hilmi, told the Egyptian weekly newspaper Al-Ahram Al-Arabi the Jews during the exodus "stole from the Pharaonic Egyptians gold, jewelry, cooking utensils, silver ornaments, clothing and more ..."

Asked why cooking utensils might have been taken, Hilmi said "... this had been the Jews' twisted way throughout history; they seek to cause a minor problem connected with the needs of everyday life so as to occupy people with these matters and prevent them from pursuing them to get back the stolen gold ..."

Hilmi said the "debt" could be rescheduled over 1,000 years, with the addition of the cumulative interest during that period."

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http://www.memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=SD55603

"Asked why cooking utensils might have been taken, Hilmi said '... this had been the Jews' twisted way throughout history; they seek to cause a minor problem connected with the needs of everyday life so as to occupy people with these matters and prevent them from pursuing them to get back the stolen gold ...'"

These people are out of their fucking minds. :rolleyes

Big Papa Goat Aug 25th, 2003 01:32 AM

Jews should sue to be paid for building the pyramids.

BaronVonBoner Aug 25th, 2003 01:47 AM

And then masturbate to pictures of Banks.

mburbank Aug 25th, 2003 09:47 AM

First Al Franken, now ALL THE REST OF THE JEWS!!!

When will these frivilous anti-semitic lawsuits against Jews end?

sspadowsky Aug 25th, 2003 10:25 AM

When you guys quit running the world and controlling the media and money. Jesus, when are white people gonna get a fuckin' break?

El Blanco Aug 25th, 2003 01:08 PM

Serves you right for killing the Messiah.

DJ Skittles Aug 25th, 2003 08:20 PM

I still think that the guy suing all those fast food chains is the stupidest.

KILLADEUCE Aug 25th, 2003 08:31 PM

I think it is particularly bunk for Egypt to pull some pettyness like this-

Let it go i say - The poor jewish bastards have been through enough shit to last a i lifetime. Let em be

punkgrrrlie10 Aug 25th, 2003 09:53 PM

I'm sure there is a statute of limitations somewhere....if not...sucks to be them.

Immortal Goat Aug 25th, 2003 09:56 PM

As PunkGrrrlie's avatar suggests, justice truly is blind. However, greed sees every opportunity available.

Jeanette X Aug 26th, 2003 12:37 AM

They couldn't prove it anyway. There isn't any archeological evidence to show that the Jews were ever in Egypt in the first place.

Abcdxxxx Aug 26th, 2003 01:24 AM

oh-oh! are those satelite pictures of suspicious ancient caravan routes going through the sinai admissable in court!?

there's proof jews were in egypt - it's the exodus itself that's in question.

Zero Signal Aug 26th, 2003 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X
They couldn't prove it anyway. There isn't any archeological evidence to show that the Jews were ever in Egypt in the first place.

And you know this how? At an Eqyptian exhibit here about 3 years ago, they was a tablet from Ramses II's reign that specifically mentioned Moses.

FS Aug 26th, 2003 05:23 AM

I think they'll have to limit this suit to just the Jews resident to Egypt.

Lousy thieving Jews.

Jeanette X Aug 26th, 2003 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero Signal
And you know this how? At an Eqyptian exhibit here about 3 years ago, they was a tablet from Ramses II's reign that specifically mentioned Moses.

Intrugining. What did the tablet say?

If the Jews spent a lot of time in Egypt, there ought to be more than just one tablet. Graffiti, broken pottery painted in the Israelite style, murals depicting Hebrew slaves, Israelite graves...nobody has found any of that yet.

mburbank Aug 26th, 2003 11:07 AM

The tablet said: "While we all hate the jews, it must be admitted they are a funny people and it's hard not to like bagles. Geffilte fish on the other hand must be some sort of exclusivelly Jewish thing and by itself justification for slavery."

kellychaos Aug 26th, 2003 11:13 AM

What about the dry-cleaning costs from that lil Red Sea incident, huh?! >:

mburbank Aug 26th, 2003 11:48 AM

Try spelling "Dry Cleaning Schmy Cleaning" in Heiroglyphics some time. From that kind of carving Carpal Tunnell syndrome comes.

FS Aug 26th, 2003 03:09 PM

I thought the tablet said "That's what your mom did told me last night when I making her drink my cum from a martini glass, Jew."

ranxer Aug 26th, 2003 04:10 PM

:lol burb


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