Question for the gay males.
 

Can I be your girlfriend?

How big is your penis?

I use Linux.

Aren't you fucking fancy >:

I'm one of those dominant types, so on your knees, bitch.

Well I was asking to be the girlfriend, so duh. lol.

When you hit me I know it just means you hate that I love you. :(

yknow. i almost thought this was gonna be a serious thread. o.o

Originally it was going to be. :(

I was gonna ask if I was attractive to gay males and was gonna post a pic but I decided that no good could come of it and just opted for taking the safe route. :/

Getting raped by a guy with a fat black man with a cowboy hat for an avatar.

You make me go crazy baby. :love

This thread makes me wish I was gay.

wanna trade?

yes.

edit: wait, nevermind. :/

edit again: yes :love

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...om/alroker.jpg

Sorry for interrupting, but I can't understand why rongi and esuohlim passed up Caribbean Al and Ultra MegaAlRoker.

Re: Question for the gay males.
 

Oh please. I barely know you!

Question for the gay males:

Do gays like spaghetti?

GOOD QUESTION. :picklehat

ask Jins their not gay bnut the next best thing~

Dear Jixby Phillips,

I had spaghetti last night! I thought it was very good, but for some reason unfulfilling. Later that night I went to Wendy's to make me whole.

Hope this answered your question!

Sincerely,
Chojin

So there's a guy at Wendy's that fills your hole?

I started about eigth grade. I was watching a porno with my ex boyfriend (OMG dont even get me started) and I saw a girl do the deed. So I thought I'd try it, but not with my ex boyfriend around (OMG don't even get me started). So that night I did, to the thought of something weird, like my pet teddy bear. It felt like I exploded. Since then I do it about 6 times a week. I love it.


I <3 ejilluation.

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