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FartinMowler Aug 27th, 2003 07:09 PM

Getting laid
 
I was thinking today about all the single people that go out and get drunk at a bar then take home anybody to get laid. I never succeeded in this and I was wondering if anybody did? and being drunked and there comments on waking up with a stranger.

Domo Kun Aug 27th, 2003 08:17 PM

I think it is easier to find a friend with "benifits". Like someone yu0 hang out with, but either yu0 both jsut need sex, or yu0 both want each other. So then you get the sex but there is no relationship attached, so you are not stuck with one Vagina.

Blue Aug 27th, 2003 10:38 PM

One is enough if you ask me.. You never know what you will catch dragging any chick home

Perndog Aug 27th, 2003 11:01 PM

You want to go out and find a one-night stand, you're far better off looking at a dance club than a bar.

MK IV Aug 28th, 2003 04:08 AM

And the trick is , pick the girl your gonna be taking home , then ply her with as many spirits you can get down her neck , whilst you sup on a beer , ensuring that you arnt half as wasted as she is , and thus more able to 'lead' the situation to where you want it to go.

noob3 Aug 28th, 2003 04:08 PM

rape is FUN!

CaptainBubba Aug 28th, 2003 04:41 PM

how can you rape someone who isn't concious? :rolleyes

Cap'n Crunch Aug 28th, 2003 04:49 PM

By putting drugs inside of their drink. :rolleyes

kellychaos Aug 28th, 2003 04:52 PM

How can you give someone who isn't conscious a drink? :rolleyes

noob3 Aug 28th, 2003 05:15 PM

STICK IT IN THIER VAGINA

TeRRaNuSER Aug 28th, 2003 07:53 PM

99% of dance clubs are bars you dipshit. get a fucking clue before you start posting shit

Perndog Aug 28th, 2003 08:09 PM

Say that again when you're old enough to spend time in the bars where no one dances (the 99% you forgot about) instead of the 18-and-under clubs.

Big Papa Goat Aug 28th, 2003 11:36 PM

I think he was referring to dance clubs as opposed to non dancing bars. Dance clubs have bars, but they are not bars. They are dance clubs. And you are an idiot.

Perndog Aug 29th, 2003 12:23 AM

I'm an idiot, too. When I read Papa Goat's post, I thought he was insulting me and I almost typed a reply. Someone shoot me now. :suicide

Big Papa Goat Aug 29th, 2003 12:29 AM

Funny, before I read that, I was worried you'd think I was insulting you. I think it was poorly worded.

Bennett Aug 29th, 2003 01:33 PM

You two can get each other drunk and have make-up fucks!!!

Mockery Aug 29th, 2003 11:30 PM

This thread was painful to read.

Carnivore Aug 29th, 2003 11:33 PM

Thank God I just scrolled straight down to the last post.

Domo Kun Aug 30th, 2003 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bennett
You two can get each other drunk and have make-up fucks!!!

Oh my god, make up sex is the best ever. I don't nkow why, but it just is.

sadie Aug 30th, 2003 01:57 PM

i hate you for tainting domo kun's name.

Anonymous Aug 30th, 2003 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perndog
Say that again when you're old enough to spend time in the bars where no one dances (the 99% you forgot about) instead of the 18-and-under clubs.

hahahahahaha :<

FartinMowler Aug 30th, 2003 08:01 PM

Quote:

This thread was painful to read.
As painful as the Popndeth journal? >:

Domo Kun Aug 30th, 2003 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
i hate you for tainting domo kun's name.

Awww why thank you, I love you too

--Domo

Big McLargehuge Aug 30th, 2003 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Quote:

This thread was painful to read.
As painful as the Popndeth journal? >:

no


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