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Wiffles Sep 1st, 2003 05:05 AM

Rice Boy
 
I have this neighbor and he owns a "souped" up Mazda Familia hatchback. It has this spoiler, mag wheels and massive exhaust, and whenever he drives his car around, it creates more noise than the horsepower it generates. Its really weird @_@

That car woke me up a couple of times ;___;

Jixby Phillips Sep 1st, 2003 05:07 AM

aww poor wiffles ;__;

Les Waste Sep 1st, 2003 08:23 AM

You should slash his tires >_<

imported_MIFFLES Sep 1st, 2003 08:57 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS AWSOME. ITD BE BETTER IF IT ENDED WITH YOU GETTING YOUR FUCKING LEGS RIPPED OFF. >:

NIGhtMAre Sep 1st, 2003 12:29 PM

cut his brakes (0)-(0) then get som sleep -_-

Big Papa Goat Sep 1st, 2003 01:38 PM

I was in a similar situation, with a decked out cavalier. I egged it. Twice.

imported_MIFFLES Sep 1st, 2003 03:25 PM

OKAY WIFFLES. JUST THIS ONCE, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ADVICE FOR YOUR PROBLEM. THE NEXT TIME HE COMES DOWN THE STREET, JUMP IN FRONT OF HIS CAR. IF YOU DO IT RIGHT AND HE KILLS YOU, HE'LL GO TO JAIL AND HE CAN'T DRIVE HIS CAR ANYMORE. :)

Command Prompt Sep 1st, 2003 03:52 PM

Its like a DOS attack, except we are being flooded with retarded noobies :(

Worst virus ever >:

hobo Sep 1st, 2003 04:13 PM

only thing ive done to someones car is stuff random objects up the tailpipe....works great if they have a big exhaust pipie....

The Retro Kat Sep 1st, 2003 08:20 PM

You should ask him nicely to try to avoid your street or be less loud because people are trying to sleep, I think he'll understand.
3====>0:

pissed off salesman Sep 1st, 2003 08:32 PM

Just litter the road with highway carpet (spikestrips).

Jeanette X Sep 1st, 2003 09:05 PM

My brother calls those cars rice burners.

Rongi Sep 1st, 2003 09:56 PM

Look at it this way. He souped up his probably to make up for his small penis.

Big McLargehuge Sep 1st, 2003 09:59 PM

That also explains your avatar

Rongi Sep 1st, 2003 10:19 PM

And why I have a big fucking tank instead of a souped up car

:tear

Comrade Rocket Sep 1st, 2003 11:49 PM

you should make some Klan decals and stick them on his car in the night. Stuff like "White Power" and "Kill Blacky." then you won't have to worry about him moving anymore.

Wiffles Sep 2nd, 2003 01:27 AM

Thanks for the advice guys. I can't really do anything to the guy's car because that would be wrong so I told my mom to call the council and have them put some speedbumps on our street ^ ^

Those ricers are sure to get their Shock Absorbers a workout ^ ^

BTW Miffles, you scare me ;_____;


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