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Big Papa Goat Sep 2nd, 2003 05:31 PM

Eggs
 
Chicken eggs are the greatest thing God ever did. So perfectly round and white, suitable for consumption, vandalism, even painting.
And look at all the great foods you can make! Breakfast sandwhiches, scrambled eggs, eggs over easy, sunny side up, poached, eggs benedict... there's just so many choices!
I love egg sandwhiches so much, mmmm eggs and cheese and bacon oh my.

Big McLargehuge Sep 2nd, 2003 05:39 PM

I love eggs
from my head down to
my
legs

:(

Sam Sep 2nd, 2003 05:47 PM

Eggs aren't perfectly round. They are oblong. >:

Big Papa Goat Sep 2nd, 2003 06:02 PM

But they're perfectly oblong :love

Rongi Sep 2nd, 2003 06:03 PM

BUTTERED TOAST

LOL

Big Papa Goat Sep 2nd, 2003 06:39 PM

Thats the funniest thing I've read today Rongi. >:

eggyolk Sep 4th, 2003 11:30 PM

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.

Jeanette X Sep 4th, 2003 11:54 PM

Eggs come out of the cloaca, which is the same hole that the bird defecates and urinates out of.

Blue Sep 5th, 2003 04:55 AM

I cant eat eggs unless the yolk is fried otherwise i puke. They are horrible anyway. There only place is on a bacon and egg muffin.


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